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This is one of those mornings that I'm glad to leave behind.  It was one of those classic fumbling, stumbling, squinty eyed, can't-do-anything-right mornings.  It took me forever to get my damn deodorant open (yeah, got the wrong kind, it's got 'conditioner', and my is that stuff slimy, I don't like it).  I couldn't get my hair to cooperate for shit.  I almost couldn't even pull my damn pants and underwear up right when I went to the bathroom before leaving the house ... it's not hard.  What the hell?  Lol.

Since then I've come to work, and now I'm equipped with a piping hot cup of coffee.  Since I've had a few sips I feel like my bumblyness is wearing off and I'm getting back to normal.  Also, I have not seen hide nor hair of my boss this morning.  I don't know if she's not coming in today or what.  I don't really have much to do either, just piddling around practicing in Adobe Illustrator, besides trolling around here and Facebook.

I think, today, when I go home I'm going to bust ass on some cleaning I've had to neglect.  Yup, time for dishes, bathroom, floors, dusting and straightening up.  Oh can't forget to prep the laundry, empty the trash so it can go to the farm, and also to clean the litter pan.  Fun times.  Ah, it won't be bad, once I dig in, if I did it all in one straight run without taking breaks (which I won't do), it would all take me maybe an hour.  So, by any means, that's not bad.

I also have to say, my aunt picked a great weekend to come into town.  She'll be just in time for the race rally that's supposed to go on.  Boy oh boy.  This woman is kind of a dip shit too, so that'll make it even more entertaining, in the way that it won't be.  I just want the next 10 or so days to hurry up and be over with.  That way, my aunt will have her crazy ass safely back to CA, my MIL will be done with her biopsy on the 2nd, and things can settle down for a bit.  Scratch that, things WILL or I'm going to go all Godzilla on life's ass.  Take away my coffee and my peace and quiet and see what happens.  *harumf!*

Surprisingly, I'm in a fairly good mood ... but because of that, I'm also in one of those 'peek-around-every-corner-first' kinds of moods to be on the watch out for someone or something to ruin it.  Anywho, so I'm figuring, with the combination of caffeine, a good mood, wanting to do some cleaning, and also a general 'get it done' mindset ... today is going to be another productive day.  I can handle that.


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  • uniquely-ironic said on Sep 25, 2009....
    I have those mornings.  I was having one of them earlier.  BTW the underwear goes up first, then the pants! lol :)
  • mixednuts said on Sep 25, 2009....
    I see you in a whole new light now! ( ha, ha,ha!)
    At least yer in a good mood today!
  • Hegemone said on Sep 25, 2009....
    Uni - Lol, I couldn't seem to grasp that concept this morning for some reason, and then my shirt tried to get tangled in the mix and I really got worried, lol.

    Mixed - Yup, lol.
  • fragglesrock said on Sep 25, 2009....

    hmmm....I had that kind of day yesterday.  I found myself standing in the break room in front of the sink holding a document that I had meant to take to the copy machine...

    I used to forget how to put my pants on all the time...wink

  • mixednuts said on Sep 25, 2009....
    4 all you gals I can only say " TMI, TMI, TMI"!
  • CreativeWoman said on Sep 25, 2009....
    Is your aunt staying at your house, Hege?

    I hope you end up having a surprisingly good time with her around.

    CW
  • Hegemone said on Sep 25, 2009....
    Fraggles - LMAO, that's like me when I try to put the box of Cheerios in the refrigerator and the milk in the pantry.  At least I didn't try to eat breakfast this morning, that may not have worked so well, lol.

    Mixed - Ohhh, like you've never once forgotten how to pull your pants up, or put them on?

    CW - She's not sleeping here, but she'll be here a lot as she's coming to finish going through my grandma's things from when she passed away ... which are all in our house.  I'm hoping it's a surprisingly good time, but I know what a nut she is and it's going to be a pain in the ass because she's one of those types who doesn't ask, but just starts going through things ... she is a know it all ... she doesn't shut up for one second ... oh, and she refuses to eat leftovers.  That's what 80% of our meals consist of.  We cook one day, it lasts 2 or 3, and we cook again.  *shudders*  I hope the time flies, lol.
  • simplyconfused said on Sep 25, 2009....
    Ahh the morning zombie shuffle.  You gotta love it.. =p  Good to hear that you had a good morning, and your all productive and such! =D
  • cntlvmenuf said on Sep 25, 2009....
    LOL! Aren't those days fantabulous! The other day I sorted my mail, trashed my bills and was left holding the junk mail. Then I am standing there asking myself, I know I saw some bills, what the hell happened to them? Oh if only leaving them in the trash would have made them disappear. *Sigh*

    Keep your coffee handy girl...for the days your brain goes on vacation.
  • wombat said on Sep 25, 2009....

    Don't cha' just love those mornings?  I had one yesterday--spilled my take to work coffee on the deck, couldn't find my shoes, forgot my bill to be mailed.... One time I left my purse on the porch and didn't even miss it till I got home.  And I've worn mis-matched shoes and once went to work with a clean "pad" stuck to the bottom of said purse.  (don't ask)

    Still cleaning?  Now that's something I need to be remembering to do.  I bet your house is spotless!  But glad you are in a good mood! 

  • Hegemone said on Sep 25, 2009....
    Simply - Yup, I was definitely zombied out, lol.  I'm glad it turned into a good morning too.

    Cnt - Lol, oh my, that sounds like something I'd do ... and heck, I might even do it consciously, hoping they'd magically disappear too, lol ... just doesn't work does it?  Yup, keeping the coffee well stocked ... my brain might be on vacation a lot this week with my aunt being in town.  Might be better that way because from what I've heard, the two of them don't get along.  :-p

    Wombie - Ha, yeah I've done some pretty 'out there' things that I wind up thinking 'What in the crap was wrong with me?' lol.  Once I left the house keys in the door, after locking the top lock, and went to work.  I've frantically searched EVERYWHERE for the sunglasses that are always on top of my head.  My favorite is when I get to looking for something, and get literally angry that it's not where I put it, only to discover that it was in my damn hand, lol.  Heh, well I won't ask about your clean pad being stuck to the bottom of your purse ... if you don't ask about the clean, unopened one that's laying at the end of my FIL's driveway, lmao.  Oh, and I WISH the house was spotless.  That would take an army ... and a lot of bribes, lol.

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