1.    Standing, hands behind neck, feet apart, knees bent so the blood supply is not cut off and the sub faints like a kid in front of me once did in formation in my army days.

2.    Kneeling, same as #1, but ask for a pillow because these 44-year old knees just ain't what they used to be.

3.   Kneeling, bottom on calves, milky white thighs spread, graceful hands palm up on those milky white thighs, (oh yeah, bells jingle while maneuvering into this position), long hair flows down back, pert (in my dreams) breasts uh...being perky.

4.  On hands and knees, doin' the doggy-style thing...oh yeah, milky white thighs still parted.

5.   Same as #4 except placed over a low piece of furniture, head dangling over one edge, blood rushing to it...and she has to sneeze.

6.   Same as #5 except on back, head still dangling, neck muscles tensed because when the head just dangles in this position, the nose gets stuffed up.  Milky white thighs still parted.

7.   Spread out over his knee, legs parted, awaiting the first strike of palm to bottom (okay, wouldn't even think to mess with this one *smile*)

8.   Standing, hands behind back in the parade rest position (sorry, it's all that army training *grin*), breasts thrust forward, legs spread shoulder-width apart, lips parted, eyes moist, knees slightly bent (it's that fainting thing again), muscles in arms starting to remind that she is still 44 years old, regardless of what she believes she is.

9.   Kneeling, bottom on calves, hands grasping ankles, feeling body listing slightly to the right, trying to compensate, overdo it, falling on left side, but! never letting go of ankles.  Very attractive once you get past the laughter.

10.   Kneeling then laying prone (well, while kneeling) so that the head is touching the floor and arms are stretched out before her.  Praying that he doesn't step on her fingers while he walks around and recognizing that if her tummy were much rounder she'd be lucky if her fingertips found the carpet.

11.   Hands and feet on floor, body arched in a backbend, which is held for a grand total of 8 seconds (Hey!  That's long enough for a rodeo rider to win!).  Submissives age 30-40 can be expected to last 12 seconds.

12.   Kneeling, bent over at the waist, hands behind the back, legs spread (more for balance than exposure) and the challenge of not pitching forward flat on her face.
 
13.   Kneeling with body laid backward over the calves and feet, hands laid on stomach, and full knowledge she will never be able to get up without the help of a crane.

14.   Kneeling and prone with legs spread very wide so that breasts may touch the floor and recognizing that if gravity takes over any more, she could just slightly bend at the waist and her nipples would feel the carpet.

15.   On hands and knees for the purpose of being used as a table and hoping the dominant doesn't decide to take up smoking.

16.   On knees, chest, head and arms to the floor, bottom up in the air...hmmm...another one not to tease about....*pant*pant*grin*

17.   Standing, hands behind back, elbows touching (uh, yeah, right....)

18.   Same as #17 but in kneeling position.

19.   On back, knees bent, legs over head (like in the bicycle exercise position), arms flat on surface, tears come to eyes while trying to remember the name of that chiropractor a friend told you about.

20.   Sitting on the floor, left leg (right, if you're left-handed) up and behind the back.  Great for exposure of the submissive, but likely she'll never be the same again.

21.   Hand-stand, legs apart, hoping the carpet is softer on the way down than it feels to the top of your head and that all that blood will flow slowly back to the rest of your body...and knowing it won't, so also hoping your Dom won't panic when you pass out.
 
22.   Standing, hands grasping ankles, legs apart, muscles stretching in places you didn't know you had muscles because the last time you did this was in 5th grade gym class and, at 11, you were a bit more limber or, if you were in the army, when you fully came to realize the definition of BOHICA (Bend Over, Here it Comes Again).

23.   Standing, facing the nearest wall, hands touching the wall, legs apart, back curved in whatever the opposite of "arched" is, belly and breasts hanging, mind wondering when the body started to go and deciding that thinking about what to make for dinner is a much more pleasant way to pass the time.

24.   Lying on one's back, left thigh flat on the floor, leg bent at the knee with calf/foot to the side, right leg up toward the head and tucked under the right shoulder, left arm flung over the head, eyes downcast, and smiling (or grimacing through the pain, whichever the case may be...I'd vote on the latter)

25.   Squatting, hands behind neck, back straight, hoping no one within earshot runs any water.
 
26.   Standing on right foot, left leg curved around right, arms in front, elbows touching, forearms and hands intertwined, wondering if you'll ever be able to untangle.

27.   Standing, kneeling, sitting, looking at your partner knowing that regardless of the fact that you're not as limber and flexible as you may have once been, it doesn't really matter because it's the submission not the position.
 
As for numbers 20 and 24 I thought they were something only a Barbie doll could do *pusscat's eyes are watering*

Number 2 lol - I had the cushion on the floor on Sunday ha ha!

If I cough whilst doing number 25 even a tena lady won't save me ;-)