Ladies and gentleman of the 'lifestyle', whilst doing a task for my Sir, which involves trawling the internet to find a good site that will show him different submissive positions he would like me to learn, I came across this tongue in cheek piece that was just too funny not to share.
Submissive Positions
Every so often there are people that offer 'training classes' for submissives. These people purport to be able to teach 'submission' yet even the most cursory examination shows that it's not a subject that can be taught in a weekend. One does not teach a way of life in 3 hours on a Saturday afternoon, including breaks for refreshments. In fact, when one considers a person that would even try one can be left with the right and proper conclusion that the alleged 'teacher' is clueless.
What CAN be done in an afternoon is to teach 'submissive behavior' to women that have at the moment no other means or desire to experience something like that. As long as they understand that it's primarily "play acting" with no significance within the confines of a submissive relationship, it can be a fun way to waste an afternoon. For those that have neither the time or inclination, Your Pig can give you the "on-line" course and at the same time, tell you the 'true meaning' of the behaviors:
Position Description Means
Position #1: Submissive on her knees,
hands on top of her thighs, head down. submissive wants attention
Position #2: Submissive on her knees,
hands on the side of her thighs, head up. submissive wants attention
Position #3: Submissive on all fours,
head down. submissive wants attention
Position #4: Submissive standing,
hands behind her back, head down. submissive wants attention
Position #5: Submissive standing,
hands behind her neck,
head up. submissive wants attention
In fact, all of the 721 submissive positions mean the same thing
except # 212:
Position #212: Submissive hiding
in tree in back yard
submissive backed the Jag into truck in Costco Parking Lot
As stated, it's a fun way to waste an afternoon. But the time would be better spent at the local community hospital reading to children. You'd learn more about service that way and the you and the kids would be richer for the experience.
And the world would be a slightly lighter shade of gray as a result.
