mOOn platOOn
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DMV-SUPPORTING DIVA DISSES DAMES WHO DON'T DRIVE
Watching Leno the other night when Halle was a guest, and she was trying to relate a story about when she first noticed her boyfriend, on a bus....
...and Leno, assuming she meant that she saw him riding by on a bus, scoffed heartily. I paraphrase, but the lantern-jawed comic quickly dismissed any notion of finding attractive people on the bus by saying something like "You won't be finding people that look like you or your boyfriend riding a bus...!"
The idea was absolutely silly to him that great looking people could be found riding the bus. Then she clarified for the shocked humor-monger that she actually saw her BFin a picture on a poster on the side of the bus, further "proving" Leno's point.
Well then, Mr. Leno, I challenge you.
Send your crew over and I'll take them for a little ride. Let your viewers decide if some of the people I find on the bus can live up to your lofty standards of "beauty."
I have seen women on the bus that will take your breath away, but I can't elaborate because I'm already in deep with my GF over a previous post, mOOn's peeping tOm divisiOn: MY SEXY NEIGHBOR'S DRIVING ME NUTS
....which only provides more evidence that I know about good-looking women.
For that insulting moment of television history from an elitist automobile fanatic, you owe it to the people.
- mOOn platOOn
Oh by the way, I'm at the public library typing this. I rode the bus here. You probably think that only ugly people are at the library as well. But guess who's sitting 15 feet away from me right now? Miranda Cosgrove, studying math.
