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I Can't Tell You....

pickersplock posted on Sep 14, 2009 | views: 71 | Tags: humor, family, ouch
I can't tell you how many times I've started a post and then;
 
Blah Blah Blah
 
The chickens are loose Mom!
 
I think I pulled a muscle in my foot............wait never mind, it's either broken or sprained!
 
MOM, the where's the new dog? (pure breed, pomeranian, about ten, dumped in the field near our house)
 
Could you look up the number for the post office? (It doesn't exist............I'm exaggerating, there's an 800 number.  Joy.)
 
The door's busted!
 
Do I have black socks?
 
Mom, the chicken's on top of the coop!
 
.....Calling the bank's 800 number......ring...ring...."Hello sexy guy!"  Whoa, extremely wrong number!
 
............and life goes on.............................MOM, CAN I GET ON THE COMPUTER NOW?
Are you just writing down everything I say?


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  • UnicornForm said on Sep 14, 2009....
    ugh?
  • bluegum said on Sep 15, 2009....
    G'day Pickers how are you ,yes i know the feel ing ,bit like a wet clutch peddle foot slips off you get out and slam the door boot the hubcap.AND LIFE GOES ON. 
    Blue.
  • Twylarants said on Sep 15, 2009....
    Chickens and doggies and kids...oh my!
  • pickersplock said on Sep 15, 2009....
    Unicorn..........yep, and that's an understatement!
    Blue, I guess we all have those months.  Sucks to be me.
    Tywl, and cats too!
    Now I'm off to the repair shop so that I will be able to get out of the car when I am in the car without unrolling the window and opening it from the outside.
    Yay, me.
  • queenparanoia said on Sep 15, 2009....
    you need a day in a spa... seriously pickers you need a day for yoursefl...
  • Hegemone said on Sep 15, 2009....
    Heh, yeah I know a little something about that.  Sort of explains why I've not been writing posts from home, only at work.  Each time I've started one at home, somebody or something happens and if I happen to be talking to somebody I start typing what they're saying instead of what I was thinking, lol, then I lose the whole train of thought, and then once I realize I lost that train of thought, I'm lost in the conversation I was having with whomever, so I'm completely lost.  Gah, never a moment's peace is there?  Lol.
  • destinydiva said on Sep 15, 2009....
    lol, aww pickers I felt right at home reading this! sounds like after school time in my house! :-) xx
  • fragglesrock said on Sep 15, 2009....
    I sooooo understand the "MOM, CAN I GET ON THE COMPUTER NOW?"...can't so much relate with chickens on top of things :)  This post made me giggle!
  • ABOVE_TOP_SECRET said on Sep 15, 2009....
    THE BIG OUCH!

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