Lol, on the one hand, I could see that being one of my cats. On the other hand, yes, there are days I probably really could get that excited about sparkly string... arms outstretched to it and everything.
I am drowning my sorrows in a bowl full of kid's cereal - Cookie Crisp, dinner of champions. I could have easily made a case for eating cookies for dinner, but at least this way I can pretend to have eaten real food.