The grossest thing for me to see
is my bathroom floor all full of pee.
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Don't they see there is a hole?
Out in the woods, they think it's cute
to see how far a guy can "shoot."
But in the house, it's plain to see
there is a bowl in which you pee!
(It's usually white and kinda round
you hit the water, not the ground.)
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Is it a problem with control?
If not control, then tell me why
they make my bathroom such a sty?
Come on guys, get a clue!
You know what you have to do.
Be a human - not a pig
and don't forget to lift the lid.
When you're done, make it flush
don't always be in such a rush.
Then take the lid and push it down
(don't make us women feel like clowns)
Falling in, it is not fun
getting water on your buns.
Zip up your pants and you're all done
now wasn't that a lot of fun?
Keep this little poem in mind
Your woman will find you very kind.
allaroundgirl posted on Sep 21, 2006
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ALIENated said on Sep 22, 2006....
Ok, I will let you in on a secret since it is just you and I
here. Oh, and lazydave, but he is gone. Anyway,
sometimes, when men go into the restroom to tinkle,
especially first thing in the morning, they have a real
boner and they almost have to stand on their heads
in order to hit anything. Of course, some men could just
care less.
The real question is: why are women always falling in
the pot because the lid was up? Why are men supposed
to be smart enough to put the lid down, but women are
not? Do women turn at the bathroom door and back all
the way to the potty and then take their chances?
I should probably listen to the radio while I drive instead
of thinking about stuff like this.
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rockyracoon said on Sep 22, 2006....
lol!! hilarious! nice one 'girl!
(but i always hit the target!)
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threetablesbeach said on Sep 22, 2006....
No matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants.
It's most likely the jiggling we do, it kinda sprays around, drop by drop.
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allaroundgirl said on Sep 22, 2006....
ALIENated: sometimes we fall in because we simply do not notice that the lid is up. I think its more common if you've only lived with girls and are used to the lid being down...after a few falls I have now learned to double check. :)
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mr_right14 said on Sep 22, 2006....
Nice poem and you definitely hit us.
I have read a post I dunno who posted it, about being a gentleman with regards to the toilet.
If you'll gonna ask me, I lift up the lid before aiming.
and always hit the target.
If ever there's a few drops, I make sure it'll be cleaned after.
But I never push down the lid.
Coz I want to show them that it's clean.
Not unless I'm on a rush. Sorry ladies.
Mr_RiGhT
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Bordy said on Sep 22, 2006....
Seriously...where is the courtesy in this world?
Women! When you are done in the bathroom, lift the lid UP. I am sick and tired of hitting the seat and having it splash back to me.
Come on! Its not that hard!
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anonymous said on Sep 22, 2006....
I should point out that a certain portion of circumcized men have what I will call an irregular nozzle, which makes it difficult to maintain a steady stream.
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maruzzella said on Sep 22, 2006....
aha... right... %)
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fishing4icthys said on Sep 23, 2006....
allaroundgirl - I'm a male, has always been :), and I agree. It is quite disgusting when other males do not lift the lid! I don't mind them not putting the lid always, but I diffinately perfer it. You see, wet tolet seats are nasty to me as well - in our household there's a fine when someone does not clean-up after themselves in the bathroom. (Possible you can try that and see if it helps out in YOUR house!)
Take care, and happy sitting!
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elephant said on Sep 23, 2006....
i agree. men are nasty!!!
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precision said on Sep 25, 2006....
Yes...we are digusting creatures, I'll admit it.
If we don't use both hands it's just like what happens when you drop a turned on fire hose...isn't it? **crickets chirping**
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mahu said on Sep 26, 2006....
haha, attahgurl!
poem is very good, made me smile.
comments are better, made me laugh =)
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TheNakedProfessor said on Sep 26, 2006....
No matter how you shake and dance
The last three drops go in your pants.
Providing you wear them. ;)
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TheNakedProfessor said on Sep 26, 2006....
Yeah Alien - That boner pee thing.
That is a toughie.
I aim it like a machine gun - and hope for the best.
Can't sit down with that one.
By the way...I TOO HAVE FALLEN IN.
Not sure who left the seat up. The Professor has
always preferred a closed toilet. What is the purpose
of having an open bowl of sewer-destined water in
the room?
My cell phone once fell in.
Male roommates.
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TheNakedProfessor said on Sep 26, 2006....
See? Maybe outhouses weren't such a bad idea.
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sudhir_nyc said on Sep 27, 2006....
haha....guys the poem was awsome...gr8 work...Mr.Poet.
it is nice...and nasty
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yani said on Oct 05, 2006....
nice one you got there girl! and I definitely agree to your ideas.
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