mOOn platOOn

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If you're applying for work in today's economy, humble yourself. Just be cOOl and basic in your approach. And try to be smart.

I recruit for a sales team and go through thousands of applicants every month.

I had a spare moment today and decided to have some fun. Naturally, the names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Bear in mind, I had already corresponded with this one, and he was fully instructed on the next step. He was given clear information that the job was commission only.  Nevertheless, he sent me the following:

     From: John McGoof
                                    Subject: Re: Job Resume
                                    To: "mOOn platOOn"
                                    Date: Wednesday, September 2, 2009, 4:25 PM

                                    I need thirtyfive dollars per hour for my services.

     From: mOOn platOOn
                                Subject: Re: Job Resume
                                To: "John McGoof"
                                Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 6:52 PM


                                Then I hope you're good enough to earn it.
                                

       From: John McGoof
                            Subject: Re: Job Resume
                            To: "mOOn platOOn"
                            Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 12:04 PM

                            That's what I am currently earning already.


       From: mOOn platOOn
                        Subject: Re: Job Resume
                        To: "John McGoof"
                        Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 7:25 PM

                        And so.....what?

        From: John McGoof
                    Subject: Re: Job Resume
                    To: "mOOn platOOn"
                    Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 12:34 PM

                    idiot you need someone to figure that out for you??
                    
                    Basically go fuck your self then blow your brains out

        From: mOOn platOOn
                Subject: Re: Job Resume
                To: "John McGoof"
                Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 8:02 PM

                I need no brains to figure out that anyone bragging about making $35 an hour but looking for another job is....a liar.


         From: John McGoof
                Subject: Re: Job Resume
                To: "mOOn platOOn"
                Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 1:10 PM

                HEY DUMBSHIT HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF FREELANCING TO MORE THAN ONE COMPANY.
            
                 Do the world  a favor go some where and kill yourself.
            
                 Regards, McGoof


           From: mOOn platOOn
           Subject: Re: Job Resume
           To: "John McGoof"
           Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 8:16 PM

           Send one more email with threatening words in it. I'll have the cops pay you a visit.

            And stop projecting. Just because you're below average intelligence doesn't mean everyone else is stupid.

            I'm tweaking you, dipshit.


From: John McGoof
    Subject: Re: Job Resume
    To: "mOOn platOOn"
    Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 1:24 PM

    Each shit and then go fuck yourself on a very busy freeway dumbass,
    
    How's that?
    
    
    Regards, McGoof


   --- On Thu, 9/3/09, mOOn platOOn wrote:

"I need thirtyfive dollars per hour for my services." Did the ad say "Arrogance required?"

I can tell that your time is valuable.

Well, lunch is over and by tonight you're going to be a funny post on a popular blog site. No more time to play with Mr. $35-per-hour. Send further trite insults and original comments like "go fuck yourself" and "Eat shit" (I assume you meant Eat Shit even though you typed Each shit) to i'mabsbarfer@inferiorskills.chum

Toodles

Ahhhhh, that was a fun break.

- OO