Im starting a "Punch A Baby" movement! also known as the "Punch Bad Parents Who Allow Their Toddlers To Run Amuck" movement.

recently, I had an experience. My brother, wanted to allow his "friend" to stay with us for "3 days". Oh, and she had a 2 year old. OH, and "shes staying in your room".

Great. I have mother, and her kid staying in my room for "3 days"

I dislike children. a lot.
But shes SORT OF, my friend too. or was. actually at the time, she was not supposed to be talking to my brother at all because she wants to fuck my brother, and my brothers married. so is she.

well I take it all in, begrudgingly. Often when I do things I dont want to do, I find that maybe sometimes things arent as bad as I think. Like maybe Id discover I really didnt dislike kids as much as I thought I did.


Not this time.

First.. Im out in the living room, sleeping on the floor. Bad enough Im kicked out of my own room, without any say in the matter. but low and behold at 4 am, the kid wakes up!!! and out comes mother, "Oh Nick, do you MIND, my kid wants to watch cartoons"!!!! so Im blazing mad, cause I seem to be the only one in the house at this point with any courtesy or respect. shes gonna kick me out of MY room, then come wake ME up, to turn on the tv for her, so that her damn kid can watch cartoons at 4 in the morning, righ where IM sleeping.

ok.. whatever.. its just 3 days.

night 2.

the mother no longer sleeps in my room. She is sleeping in my brothers room. fucking him.

Great. and guess what? i still dont get my room.cause the KID is sleeping in it. yes. that kid that would be happy sleeping anywhere, gets my room, while the mother isnt even there.

Night 3.

I fall asleep in my room at 6 pm, cause Im not getting ANY sleep.  finally a break of courtesy. they put the kid in the living room to sleep and let me lay.

nexxt morning. I awake to a kid outside my door, screaming : I WANNA POPSICLE I WANNA POPSICLE!!"
Mother and brother, ignore this. for an hour and a half. the kid DOESNT stop. I hear them talking in the next room. but its cool. let the kid scream out her lungs next to my door at 6 in the morning.

Im about to lose my cool. but hey. shes leaving today. so great.


NOPE.


THREE WEEKS LATER. exactly the same situation. girl wakes me every morning at 6, with screams for different things. mother ignoring her. them waking me up at night with the sounds of infidelity. Mean time, kid eats food im buying for myself (or more accurately, bites it and throws the rest at the cat), constantly abuses my cat, hits her, pulls her tail, etc, draws on our walls, demands to use MY computer, and they let her, DRAWS ON MY SCREEN WITH MARKERS, and leaves sticky lolipops on my carpet.

god kill me now.

oh... now mother has friends she wants to come over for a party.

friends come over. one friend comes to my room while im sleeping, opens my door, turns on my light and says, "I came to wake you up cause they said I could sleep here tonight."

like HELL you are. I tell her "no. you are NOT. you were wrongly  informed. close my door, and do not open it again"

and last week my brother got a dog. a puppy. cool right? but we discussed already. hes never home to take care of it. which would mean I would have to. which I DONT want to do. I DONT like dogs, and I dont like how they crap everywhere. but off he goes. got one anyway. and as already known. hes never home. and I get home from work everyday and clean up 5 piles of crap, cause he doesnt even come home anymore. he goes straight to mothers house. how great.

so yea... Im pissed with my brother atm. and I DEFINITELY am no more fond of children.