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Goodbye For Now...Perhaps Forever...Farewell To All...Leaving Forever?...

Kilgore_V_Trout posted on Aug 28, 2009 | views: 971 | Tags: goodbye speeches, vanish, lta href=, disappear, miss you, take off, vamoose, longadioso, Ted Kennedy, Edward M Kennedy, false alarms, funeral, attention whores, The Kennedys, Walter Cronkite, Farewell, Farah Fawcett, Hello Goodbye, Micahel Jackson, death watch, george carlin
 
 
Hell I'm not going anywhere. I'm just sick of seeing all these posts by people who are "GOING AWAY" but then show up again and again. Some of you have more farewell tours than Barbra Streisand.
 
I think you're just trying to get attention, so here's my challenge:
 
Next time you do a "farewell" post, go away. I have no sentiment left to waste on false alarms.
 


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  • studentoflife said on Aug 28, 2009....
    You say goodbye, and I say hello.....hello, hello! I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
  • TheUndergroundEagle said on Aug 28, 2009....
    Darn. I was all worked up to say farewell. Then again, at your age maybe I should say it just in case ;)
  • celestialspace2001 said on Aug 28, 2009....
    I will never say goodbye
     
     
    I'll simply
     
     
    disappear
     
  • UnicornForm said on Aug 28, 2009....
    Just talking about me eh? Negative Nelly is in the house...
     
    Dont get mad, stuff yourself in a glad bag.
  • somethingunUSual said on Aug 28, 2009....
    Hey! I was gonna post MY farewell post today. Looks like the field's getting crowded. Darn.
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Aug 28, 2009....
     
    Holy shit! This "Goodbye" stuff really works! Check it out - 744 views in two hours! Oh, Goodbye everyone....I forgot I was supposed to be gone...
  • sheemAfeM said on Aug 28, 2009....
    oooh i think you say goodbye to Teddy. Goodbye Teddy and Killy.
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Aug 28, 2009....
    Goodbye Michael.....Goodbye Walter.....Goodbye Ed....Goodbye David.....Goodbye George.....{{{got to go now - preparing for my comeback!}}}
  • TheNakedProfessor said on Aug 28, 2009....
     
    Never say goodbye. Nature says it for you.
     
  • $ati$fiedCu$tomer said on Aug 28, 2009....
     
    Kilgore, I'm saying goodbye whether you're leaving or not. You foul old coot.
     
     
     
     
  • bhalah said on Aug 28, 2009....
    naked profesor, wow, how long time i dont see your name!!!!..., i just stop here couse sameone said good bay, and my thot was exactly like you, 700 hundred, it works is true, so, you are right, was hapen, whit a good bay meaning, we want or we dont want, is a marquet, like the crisis, is work, and make me so fuking made to here all the time the things are working are the cry things,  so pity, i cry is true sametimes, but couse i am  sametimes, but cry for thouse who go away? ja.
  • hotaka said on Aug 28, 2009....
    And here I was just thinking that it's funny how the farewell posts always make the top of the page. It's a good publicity stunt. Now I know your SC name too and maybe I'll come by and read some of your posts later. See! It works! 
  • speaking_up said on Aug 28, 2009....
    HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS even Elvis Presley came back!  Attention seekers galore!  Michael will soon be seen rocken with the robins in LA; Teddy will be caught with his pants down at a local brothel near Camelot...yea, you are right - they never go away completely; some get fanfares galore when the die or say they are dying...and even bigger parties when they come back:  WELCOME BACK...OH, I MISSED YOU SO....WOW, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?  WE THOUGHT YOU DIED!!
     
    However, for souls in here I see no harm them simply changing their minds...it's tough to leave such a free speaking home.  Don't expect a dramatic homecoming, from what I see above, however.  : )
  • Trout_V_Killgore said on Aug 28, 2009....
    I love you, please don't go PLEASE !!!!!!
  • curmudgeon said on Aug 28, 2009....
    Yeah, I keep telling myself I need to go somewhere and do something else but this is fun.
  • D6fer said on Aug 28, 2009....
    Sometimes it's just so hard to make up your mind....you know?

    Brett Favre
  • desdemona said on Aug 29, 2009....
    goodbye dan the inventor of dungeons and dragons......goodbye mickey the last munchkin from the wizard of oz.....goodbye natasha richardson....bea arthur....cheryl the mouseketeer.......patrick mcgoohan....billy mays.....dom delousie....jack kemp.....marilyn chambers.....nick, the 47 year old suicidal son of sylvia plath....james whitmore........gale storm.....bob, the guy who played the robot on lost in space.....goodbye ricardo montalban......ron silver.....waiting for your comebacks guys.......come on.......
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Aug 29, 2009....

     

    Gosh, this has all been so wonderful that I just had to

    come back to say goodbye again.

     

     

    Goodbye everyone!

     

    heh heh

  • dyingman said on Aug 29, 2009....
    Bye, Kilgore!

    Great post.

    I wondered how Soulcast stayed alive and breathing considering that I saw people leaving every week.

  • thunderpussy said on Aug 29, 2009....
    Trouts a piece of fish flem
  • KILGORE_Z_TROUT said on Aug 29, 2009....
    SHIT HEAD! get the fuck OUT!
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Aug 29, 2009....

    Amazing! I've discovered the secret to popularity! I've reached the stage where I now have blog-impersonators! A thousand hits! You make it so hard to leave....but I'm going....

    .....going now.....

    Goodbye everyone!

    ....bye now.... {{{{waves}}}}

    ....no, really.....


  • Trout_V_Killgore said on Aug 29, 2009....
    If you must go, I'll carry the torch for you in your absense........bye, ta ta, toodle lu
    you'll be missed. Sorely I might add, I love you so much and I'll miss those large titties.
  • UnicornForm said on Aug 30, 2009....
    tacky trout,

    you probably went to every bye post and left than clicked on it again just to prove your point.

    so bye.

    I will not miss you.
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Aug 31, 2009....
    There were WAAAAAAAAY too many goodbye posts for that. So I must tell you all collectively.... buh bye!!! And I know it's hard to admit that you'll miss me....Oh Lordy I hate goodbyes!!!
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Aug 31, 2009....
    O
     
    Trout, you old gremlin. You've done it again.
     
    O
  • HoleInTheCosmos said on Aug 31, 2009....
     
    Trout, you smelly fish, I still smell you flopping about. Begone, as you beckoned others to do.
     
    Then come back and do it again.
     
     
  • MrOriginal said on Aug 31, 2009....
    Truth?
    Trout
    Trite.
  • speaking_up said on Aug 31, 2009....

    Are we done our goodbyes now? *zoom*

  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Aug 31, 2009....

     

    Yes, yes, I'm long gone..... goodbye now....

    A Trout may flop but he will never flip.

    Unless of course I flip-flop my goodbye. You know how they keep killing off Superman and his compadres and they keep coming back? Well the deathspan of a SoulCast goodbye is even shorter

    that's just about what a goodbye in here is worth.

    See ya soon.....uh, I mean

     

    GOODBYE!

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Sep 11, 2009....

    O

    Hmmm.....over a week now without a significant death or farewell.

    Death takes a holiday?

    O

  • mOOnie_platOOnie said on Sep 24, 2009....
    Alts never fade away O
                                             oo
  • $ati$fiedCu$tomer said on Oct 22, 2009....
    Kilgore, did you realize that according to mixednuts you have no posts? So goodbye Kilgore, this doesn't exist!!!!
  • $ati$fiedCu$tomer said 8 days ago....
    Huh. Well I do declair --- I think he really IS gone this time, Scarlet.
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said 3 days ago....
    Yes, I am gone. "sniff"
     
    goodbye.
     

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