"What is a Canadian?" this website asks,
"A disarmed American with healthcare." The government posted this? What humor!!! The website read like a pleasant llittle vacation brouchere.
Hmmm . . . . I was perusing this ad after deciding on a whim to move to Canada. The prospect was looking brighter and brighter, in contrast to my life here, which was in comparison, bleak.
It seems like Canada really wanted me as much as I wanted a fresh start. Canada is a peaceful country, it's not a world power, the American dollar is strong there, and all the websites for immigration was making me think that living in Canada would be a shangrai lai, a permanent vacation, where everybody would be so happy to see me just because I decided to become part of their country, leaving beer and football, nasty politics, and crime behind. I wasn't even thinking about dual citizenship.
Time to pick up a French speaking tutorial at Barnes and Noble. But first things first.
I filled out the application, being completely honest about everything in my life. Canada wants me. How exciting!!!!
I slept peacefully last night.
This morning, the first email I got upon checking yahoo was that I don't have enough of a net worth to be a Canadian. They want to know that I am worth at least $300,000. Hmmmm. . . I was stretching it when I put down the figure I did!!!1



