Why does a donut have a hole?
     It aspires to be a golf course and has to start somewhere.

When you find you are in a hole, just remember the donut and know you have to start where you are with what you have.

Why did the elephant wish he had only one ear?
He didn't want to be two-ear-elephant (too irrelevant.)
Sometimes trying to make yourself important must be done in such a way that you don't cause yourself injury instead of advancement.

You've heard of deaf ears and blind eyes but have you ever heard of deaf eyes?
Of course not.  It would DEAF EYE logic (defy logic). 
Sometimes the answer is obvious.
You just have to step back and see it.

Why does the rain fall on your life?
It's God's way of watering you so that you may grow spiritually.

Why must donuts be purchased with sprinkles and frosting?
If you don't they will complain. (come plain)
We must use sugar and honey on our lips when inviting new relations into your life.

Superman was just overcome by his arch enemy, Dracula
"Superman!" he said to his victim he had just put into a trance, "You and I will rule the world!"
"Yes master," came the reply, "rule the world."
"Yo and I will suck blood and wreck ruin!"
"Yes master, suck blood and wreck ruin!"
"But tonight you must get rest!  I want you to sleep in your CRYPT tonight!"
"Yes master.  I will sleep in my kryptonite!"

Sometimes the best laid plans fail because of lack of communication.

I hope this helps you and has given you a chuckle.