The Wave

The Pope and President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.  

The Pope said, "Did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy?  This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your constituents, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." 
   
PGMA seriously doubts this, and says, "One little wave of your hand, and all people will rejoice forever??  Show me," she said.

So the Pope slapped her.