I have figured it out!!!

So you know how you always seem to get stuck behind a very very slow driver when you're in a very very big hurry? Then you go up to pass them, and they're like ninety! Grumbles insue about how these people shouldn't be driving... but this week, I found something out.

Old people drive fast.

Very very fast.

When no one else is around to see them!!

Its their secret, really.

I was getting out of my car, and I had to cross the street, but I saw this car zooming towards me, so I decided to wait. I turned around to get my stuff out of the car, turn of the cd player, take out the batteries, and I look up... thinking the car has to be gone now, its been over a minute, and its snailing towards me. SNAILING! They drove by, and it was this old guy.

I rest my case.