An elephant is walking through the jungle and steps on a thorn.  Stuck and unable to remove it she is stranding and getting scared for her life.  A mouse happens by and sees what is going on.

 

     "Excuse me ma'am can I help you?" 

 

     "OH thank God can you get this terrible thorn out of my foot?"

 

The mouse reaches up and with all of his strength dislodges the thorn from the elephant's foot.

 

     "OH Thank you!  You saved my life, if there is anything I can ever do for you, you let me know."

 

The mouse says:

 

     "Well ya know it has always been a fantasy of mine to fuck an elelphant, I hope it is all right to ask."

 

The elephant says:

 

     "Well you did save my life so I guess it's all right."

 

The elephant gets down and the mouse gets behind her and starts pumping away.  The elephant can't feel anything so she figures she'll just let him do his business then she'll be on her way.

 

Meanwhile a monkey up in a tree sees what is going on and is perplexed.

 

     "What the fuck?"  He says grabbing a coconut and throwing it down and nailing the elephant right between the eyes causing her to loudly moan:

 

     "OHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

 

And the mouse (still pumping away) says:

 

     "Yaaaahhh, take it bitch!"