The new Obama mobile is now in it's planning stages at Government Motors. The plan for it will be forced through this week, whether or not it has wheels or seats. It will cost about a trillion dollars to manufacture, even though nobody will see one for at least a year. The new vehicle will run off all the hot air that Obama has produced in all of his never-ending speeches read off of his teleprompter, the carbon footprint of which exceeds that of most midwestern states' cow flatulations. The Democratic Party claims that this is a renewable resource, afterwhich the vehicle can then run on recycling all of the same bullshit that Obama has been touting the past 200 days. Scientists however are proving that such a resource will dry up within the next three years.