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     I am currently employed by the United States government, and have been for the past 6 months. My job description is to find and apply for a minimum of 3 jobs per week, with no maximum. These jobs can be found online, through agencies, through job fairs, through friends and relatives, or by any other means of finding an open position to apply for, regardless of my qualifications to actually get and perform that job. The only restriction is that the position must actually exist, it must be a legitimate posting for a job.
 
     My job description also states that I must continue with my education and maintain a passing grade. I am currently in my Senior year at ITT technical Institute with a GPA of 3.89 and a quarterly average of 99%.
 
     I set my own hours, I have no supervisor, and my only deadline is a weekly filing for proof of jobs applied for.
   
     For meeting these two job requirements, the government has agreed to pay me a defined amount .
 
     This is a temporary contractual position without benefits and I am responsible for my own taxes.
 
     This position could be classified as 'unemployed', but technically it is not, I am providing a requested service to the government of the United States for mutually agreeable weekly compensation and meeting all the requirements of that position on a daily basis. Therefore, my job classification comes under research and education.
 
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  • woman said on Aug 02, 2009....
    You made me smile. A lovely slant on a lot of people's careers. Seems to be a popular job!
  • Hegemone said on Aug 02, 2009....
    Trav, that is a much better way of looking at it!
  • superbozo said on Aug 02, 2009....
    LMAO.... I'm good at my Job. I do everything my employer asks of me including appling for extra positions free of charge. Is that unpaid overtime. :P
  • UnicornForm said on Aug 02, 2009....
    i didnt know this was a joke untill i saw the tab..ha ha good luck with it all.
  • travelr712 said on Aug 02, 2009....
    i read this to fraggles and she laughed, so i thought maybe some other people might get a smile out of it too, glad you did woman :-)
     
    allot of our laws are written in just such a way hege :-D
     
    well, it's more of a salary than an hourly position for us sb, so overtime doesn't come into play for me, but you could put in for it and see what they say... :-P
     
    so few people appreciate the subtleties of my humor uf :-D
  • destinydiva said on Aug 03, 2009....
    I appreciated the humour in this :-)   hope ya doing fine trav xx
  • travelr712 said on Aug 03, 2009....
    thanks des, and yeah, i'm doin ok. hope married life is treating you well :-)
  • wombat said on Aug 03, 2009....
    That's my kind of job!   I tried it recently and had two drawbacks.  I wouldn't be paid enough and didn't like the forced research part.  But, I've had this "job" before and loved it.  All I had to do then was answer "yes" on the phone (to a computer voice)  once a week that I was doing that research.  It's not so easy to lie the way they do it now, here.  They "garnish"  (garnishee?) your wages here if you don't do the proper research for them!
     
    I may have said it before, but once again....things have to turn for the better for you soon.  You are too smart to let them get the best of you!
  • doortoinsanity said on Aug 03, 2009....
    I am smiling too now!  8-))


  • queenparanoia said on Aug 04, 2009....

    :-)

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