• ANTIBODY: against everyone
• ARTERY: the study of fine paintings
• BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria
• BENIGN: what you be after you be eight
• BOWEL: letters like A, E, I, O, or U
• CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome
• CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing
• CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty
• CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her
• COMA: a punctuation mark
• CONGENITAL: friendly
• CORTIZONE: the local courthouse
• D & C: where Washington is
• DILATE: to live longer
• ENEMA: not a friend
• ER: the things on your head that you hear with
• FIBRILLATE: to tell lies
• GENES: blue denim slacks
• HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space
• IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known
• LABOR PAIN: hurt at work
• MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's
• ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move
• PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories
• PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go
• PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
• PROTEIN: in favor of young people
• RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula
• RHEUMATIC: amorous
• SECRETION: hiding anything
• TABLET: a small table
• TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport
• TIBIA: country in North Africa
• TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak
• TUMOR: an extra pair
• URINE: opposite of "you're out"
• VARICOSE: very close
• VEIN: conceited