For the first time in my life, I entered an adult video store. I felt preparation would be key to the successful outcome of my upcoming liaison with Rex, and it's not like I can phone up any of my gal pals and ask them how their partners like them to perform various sexual acts. I know their spouses/partners, and I couldn't look them in the eye again knowing they like anal sex, or spanking. Oh, and like I can ask my 80 year old mother if she can advise me on blow jobs! So my best recourse was the adult video store. After a few minutes of looking, all the covers began to look the same to me -- a few penises penetrating a variety of gaping orifices. The size of some of those penises is frightening -- I rather hope Rex doesn't sport anything THAT huge. And the expressions on most of the women could be taking as either pleasure or discomfort. Not a reassuring thought as I embark on my research.
So I bought a lovely gem with the obligatory SKINNY woman with artificial boobs, and muscle-bound studs on the cover.
The first "scene" involved a stairway, a woman with HUGE boobs, a man sporting a shirt and an impressive erection, and a dildo. I think maybe my selection is too ambitious for a relative neophyte. First of all, the woman manages to ram most of her partner's penis down her throat, albeit with a fair bit of gagging (not an erotic sound, I think). I wonder if practice is what is needed to accomplish that, or if you have to have an impaired gag reflex to succeed with that technique. (Any answers out there?)
As the scene progressed, the man ejaculated all over those gigantic beach ball boobs. Admittedly, I have huge breasts, but they certainly are NOT shaped like those. Gravity works on me! Of course, mine are home grown while hers are imported.
Now I admit to knowing nothing about the quantities of cum a man produces, but it seemed like a lot as the starlet rubbed it all over her chest. The worry about swallowing it arose in my head. But maybe the issue will never arise.
And then I got a major surprise -- the woman wasn't done yet! Still on the stairs, she inserted the dildo, and with a modicum of masterful manipulation, she SQUIRTED. Damnedest thing I've ever seen! All over the stairs. Now THAT was erotic, and fascinating, and now I've got to research on the internet to find out how to do that!
I haven't watched the rest of the movie yet. I have the rest of the night to do that.



