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I just watched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2olCKnTVPI because my cousin showed it to me, and it got me thinking. Why do bikers think they're tough when they just sit their fat asses on a motorcycle all day? What's the difference from sitting down on a god damn chair, or driving a car? Then there's also the fact that they think they're "sticking it to the man" by riding a motorcycle....What the fuck is wrong with you people?! You're wasting your lives riding a motorized bike! You're not tough, you're not sticking it to the man, and you're not representing anything except the other fat ass failures who have nothing better to do but waste their lives driving a motorcycle. Sorry if I seem a bit angry, but this flawed logic angers me. If anybody can prove me wrong though, leave a comment.

Edit: Oh, and not only are you wasting your lives riding "into the sunset", you're helping global warming. Good job imbeciles.


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