Can you fart and call an animal to you?
Alternately, can you fart and scare one away?
True stories ... true stories.
All right, so I admit it, I fart. Right, like we don't all let one rip from time to time. Come on now, who's kidding who.
Anyway, so ... a couple of minutes ago I let one slip and Little Kitty came running. I nearly peed myself laughing, lol. For some reason all of her life she's been like this ... if you fart she either a.) comes running, b.) attacks your ass or c.) shits near where you fart. OK, 'c' only happened once ... when she was about two months old ... because she was sitting near my husband's butt, he leaned forward a little so his butt was off the bed, and farted on her. So she turned around before he could sit back down and took a dump under him. I cried I was laughing so hard. LMAO.
Next story ...
A few months ago I was out doing something with my horse. I was standing at the gate petting her, everything was calm and quiet. Well I felt one coming ... and it was just me and the horse ... so why not? Yup, I let it rip ... and scared the living shit out of her. She took off running for her life! I was laughing too hard to explain it to my husband, who came to see what the hub bub was about (since I was laughing hysterically).
The really sad part is ... big fart tonight for the cat (although she responds to any variety)... tiny fart to scare the horse. What the hell is that? Lol.
So I just thought I'd share that with you, it gave me a good laugh tonight, just purely because I needed it. Hope you are more entertained by it than grossed out, lol.
Hegemone posted on Jul 23, 2009
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fragglesrock said on Jul 23, 2009....
hege, that give a whole new meaning to the name "horse whisperer" haha, i could sooo get on a roll about this but i have to go to bed, now before i fall over :) thanks for the giggle! -
Hegemone said on Jul 23, 2009....
Frags - Lol, glad it gave you a laugh before bed ... and yeah, definite new meaning to horse whisperer ... lmao. G'night! -
uniquely-ironic said on Jul 23, 2009....
LMAO! too funny. I can't say I've had an animal come to me or run from me due to farting. I've scared off a few children (mine) with the threat of a fart. Does that count? -
CayenneMan said on Jul 24, 2009....
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Lioness said on Jul 24, 2009....
oh my Hege, you crack me up! :) -
Me-Myself&I said on Jul 24, 2009....
LOL!!!!! oh shoot! i quess you are full of it huh?! *smile* -
Hegemone said on Jul 24, 2009....
Uni - Wellll, since children can act like animals ... yeah, sure it counts, lol. Te he he, that's a regular threat in our household ... don't start with me ... I'll fart on you!
CM - Lol, too funny.
Lioness - Glad you could get a laugh. :-D
MMI - Well, now I'm not ... I let it all out last night! Muahahaha! :-D Lol.
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AutumnJade said on Jul 24, 2009....
absolutely hillarious! Having teenage boys in the house i know well the intensity of "fart warfare". Although it's not confined to the house!
I used to have a boss that was silent but deadly..we later found out it was so bad because she was doing drugs and it makes them smell worse (don't tell anyone who uses theirs as weapons, it could lead to worse behavior!) and a co-manager at work came right up to me and farted on my leg to "show the love" and let me know she accepted me into her pack?? I should have run away like the horse! *grins*
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Psych-ed said on Jul 24, 2009....
LOL, Hege you are too funny!!! Thanks for the laugh. -
UnicornForm said on Jul 24, 2009....
ahaha! what an awsome cat! I cant think of anything similar happening to me like that at the moment besides my dog does that to me, what ur cat does fer u -
Hegemone said on Jul 24, 2009....
Autumn - Oh yes, plenty of fart warfare here, lol. Wow, I think I'd have run away from that too. Oh those silent but deadlies are so horrendous sometimes. I have a friend who's a master on those. She can easily clear a room and not have anybody thinking its her.
Psych - Glad you could get a laugh. :-)
UF - That's awesome, lol. The dog's probably thinking 'Can I roll in that?' Mine has thought it once or twice I'm sure.
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queenparanoia said on Jul 25, 2009....
bwhahahahhahaha that's too funny hegemone!!! :-)
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