I'm just about to the end of my day already, it's been a busy morning for sure, but at least I'll be leaving today with a clean slate, ready for new stuff tomorrow. Before I forget to mention it, it's interesting the things you might hear at any given point. So I'm busily working away on something, totally spacing out on it, oblivious to the rest of the office activities and I start coming out of my trance (my bladder was not having any more of this 'being ignored' shit). As I'm coming out of it, hearing things going on again, etc. I hear:
"Either I'm getting a cold or I had just a little too much cocaine."
Lol. Now, I know the lady saying it doesn't do cocaine, but it just totally caught me off guard and it was everything I could do to not bust up laughing ... or pee myself (remember the attempted ignored full bladder?). So I waddled to the bathroom, did my business, let a muffled laugh out and then went back to it. I tell you, always something interesting if you take the time to listen, lol. Although right now I sort of wish I could get back into that trance becasue I'm about to go grab whomever keeps clearing their throat (and making that gross noise that most guys seem to be able to do when they're getting ready to hock one up) and drag them outside by their hair where they can hock and spit to their heart's content as long as I don't have to hear it.
I'm hoping that my dad is actually going to be working a REAL full day with his buddy and not just until noon. I don't want him to be there when I get home, that way I can do my thing, get my stuff done and not have to worry about dodging him. It gets old, let me tell ya. It's been so long since I got to come home from work and be alone for a couple hours before anybody else was there and it just sucks that he's there every day, ALL the time now. Get a damn life or something if you're not going to get a job at least! Geez.
Hmmm, what else? I'm not really in posting mode so I've forgotten about 2/3 of the things I wanted to mention here. Oh well, guess that's one reason why we get 10 posts a day huh? I'll be back.
Hegemone posted on Jul 23, 2009
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CayenneMan said on Jul 23, 2009....
I can't say that I've never made that hacking sound as I try to bring up a "hocker" :o) even at my age it still brings a smile to my face when I say the word "hocker" ha, ha, ha ! I don't even know if it's a real word but that's what we always called them. But I try not to do it in public. I was corrected for doing it along, long time ago and I came to a realization that it is a gross sound, especially when you hear it as you enter a restaurant. Another gross thought . . . I used to hang around with a bunch of ruffians' who sat on a bench spitting out chewing tobacco all over the place, that stuff leaves a nasty stain in the grass but it's much worse on artificial turf. I thank God it wasn't my responsibilty to clean up that mess. I never chewed tobacco myself but I had no choice but to put up with it. Today you'll still see fresh tobacco stains but not as much. Now those benches are surrounded with spent sunflower seeds. -
cuppajava said on Jul 23, 2009....
i am soooooooooooooooooo glad that i an not one of 'those guys' i dont think i have every hocked a loogie in my life - brute force normally works,if its there and it wants to make an appearance,it will do that on its own,it doesnt need any help!
Glad you got my pm by the way
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mixednuts said on Jul 23, 2009....
Yech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
UnicornForm said on Jul 23, 2009....
What shes really thinking heg is " Either everyyone heres me sniffling and my nose is red so Ill throw them off by saying its cocaine, no one will think im being honest! Im a genius" -
CreativeWoman said on Jul 23, 2009....
One of the funniest things I have ever heard in a Disney movie came from Finding Nemo when they were all in the fish tank in the dentist's office and had to find a way around Mount Hock-A-Luggie to get out of the tank. :-)
CW
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Hegemone said on Jul 23, 2009....
CM - Well it is good to know that it isn't a necessary noise/activity because it seems like it is with nearly all the guys around here. I always wonder what the hell is wrong with them, why they have to do that just to spit ... I mean, I can spit without doing it ... so does that mean I can spit better than a guy because I don't have to go to so much effort? Lol. Heh we call 'em loogies around here, but hey, hocker is a good one too! Yuck, chewing tobacco ... never could understand the appeal of that stuff.
CJ - Ah another civilized male, lol. That's the way I see it too, if it's meant to come out it'll come out, if not, leave it alone and stop making that horrible sound! And yes, thank you for the PM, much appreciated. (((((HUG))))))
Mixed - No kidding!
UF - Lol if this old lady is doing coke I'd be utterly surprised and you know, if it floats her boat and she can be so straight and do what she's gotta do ... I'm amazed.
CW - I forgot that part! I seriously need to get that movie, or at least see it again! I loved Dori ... Dory ... ah you know who I mean, lol.
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abbonzai said on Jul 24, 2009....
Yeh!!!
Thanks for article.
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Hegemone said on Jul 24, 2009....
Abb - You're welcome. -
queenparanoia said on Jul 25, 2009....
too much cocaine??? LOL
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