Barack Obama finds himself on a lifeboat with thirteen Democrat parrots and seven Republicans.
Seeking to effect a rescue, Obama aims the flare pistol at the wooden deck of the lifeboat.
The Republicans tell him that if he fires, he will sink the entire lifeboat.
Obama issues a reply through his parrot in chief Gibbs that his solution is better than doing nothing, that the status quo just isn't working, and that while this is his lifeboat, it was President Bush who put them all there in the first place.
The Republicans suggest that Obama aim the flare pistol in the air, that he hold the pistol with both hands, that he not release the safety until he's ready to fire, to hold off firing the flare until a ship appears over the horizon, that perhaps he should not give his platitude and bromide-filled, bumper-sticker speeches while holding a loaded flare pistol.
Again, through the sqwawking Gibbs, Obama replies that he can walk and chew gum at the same time, that the Republicans have offered nothing constructive to fix the situation, and lest we all forget, George Bush put us all here in the first place. Nancy Pelosi proclaims that the Democrats "have the votes" to allow Obama to fire the flare wherever he wishes to aim it, and aim he will at the deck of the lifeboat!
Obama than calls a town hall meeting consisting only of Democratic parrots and reads from his teleprompter
that firing into the deck of the lifeboat will also help the economy. He doesn't say, how, of course, just that this is all Bush's fault.
Though the leadership of the Democrats are about as brain-dead as that doddering loudmouth Joe Biden, the Seven Republicans have no choice but to continue speaking with their colleagues, speaking with Obama, and trying somehow to persuade him to go no further until common sense solutions are arrived at and agreed upon.
This massive health care legislation the Dems are about to ram through will affect Americans for generations to come. If it passes, it will pass with very few of its proponents - including Obama himself - from having actually read the document before it comes to a vote!
So many on the left harangued President Bush on his "rush to war" in Iraq. After six or so years we are about to end our major military presence there. We will not exit a major overhaul of health care so easily or nearly so soon. So where's the criticism of Obama's rush to revamp the health care system? Six months in office and he's already looking to establish his legacy? Does he really want his legacy to be one that caused more misery than it alleviated? The hastily passed stimulus bill has resulted in higher unemployment, with only a tiny portion of the funds actually reaching the public in any meaningful way. All it did was shore up government programs - which saved no jobs but government jobs.
Regading health care, American lives hang in the balance! Shouldn't the Dems slow down and devise legislation that has been well considered and has buy in from at least most of the people concerned - doctors (not the AMA), pharma companies (not just those who are looking to benefit through collaboration), patients, government watchdogs and so on?
If he wants health care legislation passed, Obama needs to quit being pushy and offering strawman arguments and buck passing and honestly anwer critical questions!



