Now, it's time to unveal again human's idiocy in it's max expresion. And before you open your trapholes and say "he's gonna speak about September 11", no I won't, dickheads. You wanna know why?
1. It was 5 years ago, damnit! Get over it!
2. I don't live in the States, and honestly, they looked for it. It isn't fair for the innocent people who died, and it doesn't mean I'm pro terrorism, but it was comming.
3. It's too obvious. Plus, everybody speaks of it, so if you're interested in 9/11, go look for some lame- ass website in which they are still seeing it as if it happened yesterday. It didn't.

Shit happens, and may be that is what the doctor said when you were born. Take as an example this guy the other day who sat next to me in the bus. I was peacefully reading and trying to focus when he, out of nowhere, comes and, as if we were friends, started commenting me on Steve Irwin's death, and on how sad it is for him, since he was a great fan of the show. Before I had time to roll my book and smack him to death in the head, he said "Crickey!", as if it was some sort of idiotic sign of a cult. Dude... shut the fuck up, you hear me? Steve Irwin is dead, nothing to do about it. Indeed, it is sad when people dies, but you didn't know the guy, and if you did, he would have fed you to an alligator. In first place, he died doing what he liked the most. And if you don't shut your hole, you will die doing what you like the most: pissing me off. In second place, he lived a plain life, and was admired by millions around the planet, unlike you. What? Did you even send flowers? Get a life, and stop bothering me and realize that if you need prozac to overcome Irwin's death, after only knowing him from a show, you shouldn't even be sitting next to me!

People who are talking with you and then leave you speaking alone in the middle of a sentence, not knowing if they even listened to a word, because their fancy cell phone rang piss me off too. What? Do I have to leave, go to a phone and call you so you pay at least the minimal attention span your reducted brain allows? So, you have an important call on hold? I can understand that... but at least dignify to tell me "Please, one second, I'm waiting for this call, it's important". Next time somebody does this to me, I'm going to wait 40 minutes until their empty, senseless conversation is over, get a newspaper, talk a few words and then sit right there, pull down my pants and shit. Because it's exactly what you did to me. Morons. Shove your cell phones up your ass and I'll call!

This guy was making an exposition in college, and out of nowhere, while explaining us why the story of our college is "so important", he started peaking his nose... pulled out the finger, played with it and then threw it. As if it wasn't enough as to make me want to staple his nose, a few minutes later, he did the same with his ear... FOR CHRIST SAKE, MAN!!! Have some decency! What will be next? You will do the same with your cornhole? In case you didn't know it, in the twenty- first century, humans developed a whole set of items to avoid you becoming a hive of lack of higene... tissues, bathrooms, toilet paper, ear cleaners, and even scissors so I can chop off your fingers if you do the same again! You know what you deserve? A punch in the face, so you won't have to worry about buggers but about the bleeding nose! Don't... you.. dare... shake hands with me.

This is it for now, before my head blows into pieces and unpolitely, stains your shirt with blood. Fuck off already!!!