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For the purposes of our exercise, we assume the invention of a
method of identical replication. The “Idrep” has allowed you to
replicate your present self perfectly, and you stand face-to-face,
literally meeting yourself, identical to the last memory made
before replication.

Forget the other implications of such replication for now,
concentrating on the following scenario:

You are alone with yourself. You are going to be by yourselves for
the night and are both horny.

Answer the following questions…

Do you find yourself attractive?

Are you shy about approaching yourself?

Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?

Will you give yourself oral sex?

Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?

Will you make-out with yourself?

Will you respect yourself in the morning?

Will you ask yourself to get married?

Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated
self?

Will you double-up on your mate?

Please turn in your comments before leaving the room and remember to
straighten up your desk and scoot your chairs in before you go.

- OO



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  • somethingunUSual said on Jul 19, 2009....
     Eeeeeuuuuuu!!! Wait, hmmmm? Eeeeeuuuu!!! I was on board for an opposite sex version of myself, but same sex is just too gay. A copy of myself just adds a couple
    of hands and one too many ... of everything else. Nice try, but no cigar (tee he he).
  • desdemona said on Jul 19, 2009....
        Do you find yourself attractive?

          Yes. I would be drawn to her.

          Are you shy about approaching yourself?

          No. I know her very well.

          Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?

          No, it doesn't make me feel gay-

          Will you give yourself oral sex?

          I would probably try this. It's not so different from masturbating.

          Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?

          I draw the line here -

          Will you make-out with yourself?

          And here

          Will you respect yourself in the morning?

          yes

          Will you ask yourself to get married?

          no. that would be a very lonely existence

          Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated
          self?

          Nah, how can that be cheating?

          Will you double-up on your mate?

          now this would be his worst nightmare!


  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Jul 19, 2009....
          I find the whole idea disturbing on so many levels. I have nothing to say of any consequence except to indicate my total creepoutedness at this very moment.

  • HoleInTheCosmos said on Jul 19, 2009....
          I don't think the possibility of the theory could happen ever, but for the purposes of the limitations on the test, my answers would be:

          yup
          nope
          nope
          nope
          nope
          nope
          yup
          nope
          nope
          yup

          Who's grading the papers? Who set up the scoring curve? Will there be a statistical analysis? Will there be a followup test with open answer questions that can be text analyzed for the individual's subconscious motivations?

  • celestialspace2001 said on Jul 19, 2009....
      Answer the following questions…

          Do you find yourself attractive?

          Yes; I would be drawn to her.

          Are you shy about approaching yourself?

          Absolutely not.

          Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?

          Not at all.

          Will you give yourself oral sex?

          Yes; it's really no different than masturbating.

          Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?

          Probably not.

          Will you make-out with yourself?

          Yes; it's really no different than masturbating.

          Will you respect yourself in the morning?

          Yes.

          Will you ask yourself to get married?

          No

          Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated self?

          No

          Will you double-up on your mate?

          Oh hell, yes.

          *Straightening chairs is like coloring in the lines. I don't do it.*

  • TheUndergroundEagle said on Jul 19, 2009....
    Do you find yourself attractive?

          I'm not sure. I don't find myself unattractive.

          Are you shy about approaching yourself?

          Not at all. I think I know myself and my limits well, and am quite comfrotable with myself. It could give me the opportunity to try something I know I wouldn't otherwise try.

          Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?

          Not in the slightest

          Will you give yourself oral sex?

          Most likely I'd try it

          Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?

          I doubt it.

          Will you make-out with yourself?

          probably not

          Will you respect yourself in the morning?

          Most assuredly yes.

          Will you ask yourself to get married?

          No

          Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated
          self?

          I don't think that is possible.

          Will you double-up on your mate?

          If that would please her, then most likely yes.

  • checkeredpast said on Jul 19, 2009....
      no--I like guys too much to want to experiment--even with myself.

          (checkered quickly signs her paper with some flourish.)

          i am assuming I can go now? even if i don't make the grade?

  • sweetnessorange said on Jul 19, 2009....
          I think sweetness would find sweetness VERY attractive. But sweetness is very selfish in bed. Which is fine with a guy that doesn't mind being used, but in this case, one of the sweetnesses would be very unsatisfied.

  • trebleclef said on Jul 19, 2009....

          ~Do you find yourself attractive?
          Does a bear shit in the woods?
          ~Are you shy about approaching yourself?
          I wouldn't classify myself as shy in any event.
          ~Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?
          Why? I haven't done anything yet!
          ~Will you give yourself oral sex?
          No, I would give myself a hug, though.
          ~Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?
          No, but we could bake a nice chocolate peanutbutter cake together.
          ~Will you make-out with yourself?
          No, but we could go rock-climbing.
          ~Will you respect yourself in the morning?
          Absolutely! I make great cake.
          ~Will you ask yourself to get married?
          Nah, I would annoy myself.
          ~Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated
          self?
          No, I haven't done anything that might be construed as cheating.
          ~Will you double-up on your mate?
          No, I don't share.

  • Kirkla said on Jul 19, 2009....
     Do you find yourself attractive?
          I think she's smoking :)

          Are you shy about approaching yourself?
          Hmm...should I? Nahh...She's me!

          Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?
          Nahh....dun think so. It's like playing with myself, no?

          Will you give yourself oral sex?
          I will if she initiates :/

          Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?
          And how do I do that?

          Will you make-out with yourself?
          Yeah, she's a great kisser :)

          Will you respect yourself in the morning?
          Maybe not. It's kinda lame to have sex with your replica.

          Will you ask yourself to get married?
          Nooo....are you crazy? I can't marry ME!

          Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated self?
          Nope.

          Will you double-up on your mate?
          Hell, I will. I think he'd love that :)

          So mOOner, what's my grade? Did I pass?

          Cheers ;)

  • StoneMaster said on Jul 19, 2009....

          Do you find yourself attractive?=>well, uh, not unattractive, I mean, I don't think I'm ugly.

          Are you shy about approaching yourself?=>In what way? To say hello, no, as a come on?.....ahh...no.

          Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?=>Since I won't do it...why feel gay?

          Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?=> Aren't some of us doing that to ourselves already? Haven't we all done that at one time or another? oh wait...ahh..no.

          Will you make-out with yourself?=>...no

          Will you respect yourself in the morning?=>
          I respect myself all day long not just in the morning.

          Will you ask yourself to get married?=> You are all you got. Isn't that sort of a marriage already? People with multiple personalities are.....ahhh...let's not go there.

          Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated self?=> Well not really but then again...what do I know? I wouldn't do it.

          Will you double-up on your mate?=> If I did...wouldn't that be like doubling her pleasure doubling her fun?

          Hey wait a minute....are these trick questions?
  • somethingunUSual said on Jul 19, 2009....
      Eeeeuuuuu!!! Wait, hmmmmm? Eeeeeeuuuu!!! Sorry, I just could not go for your cloning methods. I have cloned a female version of myself. Same height: we see eye-to-eye. Dark hair, but more of it: oh my god. We will see you later .... much later. Finally, a woman that can keep up with me.

  • unique1 said on Jul 19, 2009....
     i think i'd be afraid to approach me, the other me might reject myself hmmmmm

          i'm so in denial

  • Dreamknightx said on Jul 19, 2009....
          This experiment would give a new meaning to the expression: "Go f**K yourself!"

  • Spazzmodius said on Jul 19, 2009....
      i think I would let myself give me head but I wouldn't give myself head or fuck myself. But since i wouldn't give myself head, I doubt myself would give me head since he would feel the same way I do about it. so I guess nothing would happen. we are both good looking guys though so we would probably end up going out and he would be my wing man.

  • sheemAfeM said on Jul 19, 2009....
    No, thanks.....

          I already know everything about myself ...why wasting time?

          I prefer go hunting for new sensations, meeting new people.

  • StoneMaster said on Jul 19, 2009....
    Oh, and something I forgot to ask...

          Once I replicate myself...identical to the last detail and memory...

          How will I be able to tell myself apart from me?

          How will I know who the real me is?

          When I charge something...who pays? Me? or Me?

          When asked who did it...do we point the finger at each other and say We, Me, or I ?

          If " We " get into an argument are we going to need an "I"
          to be the referree if no one is available ?

          I...no...We...see an identity crisis looming up ahead...!

  • raulraffinknockknock said on Jul 19, 2009....
    I finally read this blog, and some comments also...
    *me patting myself*...
    Actually my natural curiousity is going to kill me one of these days...with laughter only...
    OK sweetheart thinking logically...
    Your other self would have the same DNA as you...
    So isnt this incest??
    So isnt that kind of illegal??
    You in a way are asking about people's opinion on incest??
    Rather you are giving out a paper on INCEST...
    Wow...
    Yeah dont need to tell me that I am not your favourite student...its kind of ole story...
    ;)
    Salaam
  • Bittch said on Jul 19, 2009....
    HELL YES

          fukking myself would be the next best thing to fukking angelina jolie. if i had a partner he'd be welcome to join. if i didn't have a partner at the time, i'd just call my mOOndOggie. i'm sure he'd know what to do, he's a smart guy

          i'm not going to answer all the detailed kinky questions bc once you really get going, what's the point in holding back in doing anything, yes? i will say though that it would take many months, if not years, to be able to propose to myself. that would have to be left off the table for the time being

  • $ati$fiedCu$tomer said on Jul 19, 2009....
        1. SOMEWHAT, YES.

          2. NO, ITS GONNA BE A FIGHT FOR TOP AND BOTTOM

          3. I RATHER INTUBATE IT

          4. DAMN STRAIGHT I WOULD BE FIST CITY UP ITS REAR SCREAMING MARINE CORPS MILITARY POLICE BUCK BUD

          5. REMAKE POST BREAK, I LIKE TO KEEP IT COCKED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

          6. THERE ARE NO CLOCKS OR WINDOWS ALLOWED IN THIS PRISON, 24/7 INMATE DETAINMENT

          7. YOU DONT MARRY PROPERTY.

          8. YOU BET, ALWAYS READY TO EXPERIMENT SIR

          9. SIR, YES SIR, THANK YOU SIR FOR ALLOWING ME TO BE A SERVICE SIR.
  • Kilgore_V_Trout said on Jul 19, 2009....
          Im still creeped out about this.

  • RollingC said on Jul 19, 2009....
    So what do I tell the eye doctor after I clone myself and " we " go for an appointment ?  Hey doc....I'm seeing double !?!
     
    It'd creep me out to do the experiment....I'd have to get drunk first and then God only knows what would happen....wait a minute...you'd also have to do again...meaning twice....to get the full perspective from the other " me "..... what if the answers are different?....
     
    If you have multiple personalities....how many times do you have to " do " yourself to complete the test ?  Would cheating (copying) be allowed?
     
    I think I see a nervous breakdown coming.
     
  • UnicornForm said on Jul 19, 2009....
    thats easy, DUH yessirindeedy. only to questions 1-11
  • WillsRose said on Jul 19, 2009....
    No, i wouldn't.
    i'm attracted to people who are my physical opposite. who complement me. variation is exciting.
     
    i wouldn't consider it cheating. more masturbating. but the temptation wouldn't be there.
  • JadeLondon said on Jul 20, 2009....
    Prof? Is it really you?
  • gingersoul said on Jul 20, 2009....
    Jade? Is it really you?
  • destinydiva said on Jul 20, 2009....
    moon I thikn your ace!!  your posts have the geniusnes of einstein.. 

    can this replica of ourselves...be the opposite sex version of ourselves? like, if i was male..i'd look like this??

    if so, yes, I would experiment with my male self (maybe....)    :-) lol xxxx
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 20, 2009....
    O

    But this is about YOU on YOU destiny - (and TY for such nice words BTW)

     Here are my thoughts on the ways you might answer the questions, and what they might indicate. Feel free (as if you needed an invitation) to enlighten us on more interpretations…


          Do you find yourself attractive?
          Yes: high self-esteem
          No: low self-esteem
          Ambivalent: avoids introspection

          Are you shy about approaching yourself?
          Yes: practices denial heavily
          No: faces shortcomings squarely
          Ambivalent: avoids introspection

          Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?
          Yes: you’re straight
          No: you’re bisexual
          Ambivalent: you’re gay

          Will you give yourself oral sex?
          Yes: masturbates a lot
          No: masturbates little if ever
          Ambivalent: would love to masturbate more but feels guilty

          Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?
          Yes: you accept homosexuality on an intellectual level
          No: you have real body issues
          Ambivalent: you are an experimenter who’ll try a lot of things
          at least once

          Will you make-out with yourself?
          Yes: you have completely accepted absolutely everything about you
          No: there are parts of yourself you’d rather not deal with directly and won’t…no problem (for now)
          Ambivalent: if you’re in the right frame of mind you’ll face your
          own shortcomings - when brought up by others - maturely, but that’s not often

          Will you respect yourself in the morning?
          Yes: there are no rules for you as far as you’re concerned
          No: you have incorporated the guilt heaped upon you by others
          Ambivalent: you’re an opportunist who’ll take what they can
          get away with

          Will you ask yourself to get married?
          Yes: ego alarm goes off
          No: you’re a individualist
          Ambivalent: you wish you knew yourself better but are afraid to

          Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated self?
          Yes: you consider your mate the jealous, controlling type
          No: you think of your mate as open-minded and loving
          Ambivalent: you’d really like to cheat on your mate and already do on some levels.

          Will you double-up on your mate?
          Yes: sense of self is strong
          No: sense of self is weak
          Ambivalent: identity crisis looming

          Now I am NOT judging anyone individually, these are just my
          early ideas, not science. What do you think?

     O

  • 11Human^Becoming11 said on Jul 20, 2009....
    I think that having myself as a wing man would be a great night on the town. How could they say no. Find myself attractive, yes. Any guy that can't call another man a stud is insecure. The question on being shy about approaching myself is a good one. I wouldn't be ashamed to find myself hot, but I would know the boundary, and would know that my other self would respect the boundary too. I think it interesting that someone would be more willing to go down on thyself rather than kiss thyself.

    For the record... all you women have it easy in the oral sex department, at least when it comes down to the logistics of it all. Every guys cock works the same way. Sure you all have your special techniques, but at the end of the day, we all have a five year old in our pants. On the other hand. Going down on a new babe for the first time is like walking into a room with a bunch of pulleys, levers and doodads. Whistles and bells going off with lights. There is no universal manual or training on how to fly this thing. At some point you just gotta start pulling levers, and seeing what lights go off. Like looking under the hood of a french car. There is no way of knowing where everything is until you get your hands dirty, and start pulling off parts. Now how are we gunna get this thing back together, now that I found the battery?

    Back to my point. Self falashing. Dose it make you feel gay? Ashamed of going down on myself, hell no. Don't we all wish we were missing a couple ribs. Would I feel gay? Maybe if I was able to get off. If a girl is gunna get me off; she has to 1: be really good at it, and really into it, or 2: look really cute doing it. Giving thyself head doesn't fit into either category. At some point your gunna have to say... you can stop now, or maybe he(I) would know that, and avoid that awkward moment all together. As for you ladies, have at the. You are the only one that has the manual to the flight controls. After all, you've logged more hours in simulation than anyone else... But kissing thyself is a interesting proposition. Many have missed the spiritual aspect of this. Kissing causes an immediate change in aura and karmic vibration. Both partners sync up in a way. Their spirits are combined in that moment. Being able to connect with yourself in this way would be a trip. For me, this would be the only acceptable way to make out with a guy, without having the morning after... what the fuck was I thinking.

    The question of fucking thyself at first is a bit repulsive. But how many times can I give myself a high-five over a girl that I(we) just picked up from the club, without at some point asking thyself... why not just stay in tonight and go sailing? JK... I think

    mOOnplatOOn keep this shit coming... genius at tearing down social constructs... via "thought experiments within"

    Love, Balance, and always Gratitude            
  • RollingC said on Jul 20, 2009....
    I think that even if this experiment could turn out the female version of myself....I think it'd be one ugly broad man....with a face that could stop a clock ...and if she could stop a clock I'd have to turn her into a super villain and go out and conquer the world.
  • Machine420 said on Jul 20, 2009....
    Do you find yourself attractive?

          YES

          Are you shy about approaching yourself?

          NO!

          Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?

          Nope

          Will you give yourself oral sex?

          Yeps

          Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?

          Oh yes.

          Will you make-out with yourself?

          Yes

          Will you respect yourself in the morning?

          yes

          Will you ask yourself to get married?

          Yeaa

          Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated
          self?

          Nah, how can that be cheating?

          Will you double-up on your mate?
     
           Sure why not
  • RodSerling said on Jul 20, 2009....
      i'll just say the same here as i write on any school related quiz/test
          -Your not paying me engouth to answer that-
          ... no wonder i never got an education ...

  • wombat said on Jul 20, 2009....
    Neglecting to answer the questions, but had to say that the book/movie- to- be spoken of by Expendable (The Time Traveler's Wife) has a scene similar to this somewhere in there.  And I did once have a very strange dream also a bit similar, but decline details!
  • Dreamknightx said on Jul 20, 2009....
     Would it just be a form of advanced masturbation?

          Since you have no secrets from yourself, it would be
          kind of confrontational, wouldn't it? You assume I
          would get along with myself, but I'm not so sure about
          that...

          I might start criticizing myself for my shortcomings when I
          disappoint myself with my behavior. Watching myself as
          others see me could be a turn-off because I would be
          so upset over my imperfections.

  • SamDiego said on Jul 20, 2009....
    I definitely would!!! Without hesitation, man! Talk about
          knowing how to pleasure your partner!!

          As far as the gay angle, I'm not into guys but being
          my own self it is kind of beyond a gender issue, don't
          you think?

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 21, 2009....
    O

    trebleclef - analysis:

          AN ILLUSION OF HIGH SELF ESTEEM WITH THE ABILITY TO
          FACE SHORTCOMINGS SQUARELY; COULD GO BISEXUAL;
          MASTURBATES VERY LITTLE IF EVER. HAS BODY ISSUES.
          HAS PARTS OF HERSELF SHE WON'T DEAL WITH DIRECTLY THAT POSE NO IMMEDIATE PROBLEM. HAS INCORPORATED THE GUILT HEAPED ON HER BY OTHERS. AN INDIVIDUALIST
          WHO WOULD REALLY LIKE TO CHEAT ON HER MATE AND ALREADY DOES SO ON SOME LEVELS, HELD BACK BY AN OVERALL WEAK SENSE OF SELF.

          Or not. ;)

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 21, 2009....
    O

    Kirkla - analysis:

          SHE HAS HIGH SELF-ESTEEM AND FACES SHORTCOMINGS SQUARELY. COULD GO BISEXUAL. WOULD LOVE TO MASTURBATE MORE BUT FEELS GUILTY. IS AN EXPERIMENTER WHO'LL TRY LOTS OF THINGS AT LEAST ONCE. HAS A COMPLETE ACCEPTANCE OF ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT HERSELF. IS AN OPPORTUNIST WHO'LL TAKE WHATEVER SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH. AN INDIVIDUALIST WHO THINKS OF HER MATE AS OPEN-MINDED AND LOVING, SHE HAS A STRONG SENSE OF SELF.

          Or not... ;)


  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 21, 2009....
    interesting scenario!
     
    Do you find yourself attractive? Well, yes!

    Are you shy about approaching yourself? No, but I'm probably not going to hit on myself either.

    Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)? Since I'm not hitting on myself, no.

    Will you give yourself oral sex? No, not into chicks.

    Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)? nope

    Will you make-out with yourself? maybe

    Will you respect yourself in the morning? sure, I have great taste in women ;)

    Will you ask yourself to get married? I can't, it's not legal here.

    Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated
    self? no, no one to cheat on.

    Will you double-up on your mate? again, no one to double up on
  • gingersoul said on Jul 21, 2009....
    mOOnie......i remember that you already posted this questionnaire a while back, mon ami.....;-p

    I didn't answer that first time so now i will...

    Do you find yourself attractive?  Yes, I find ME very exotically attractive.

    Are you shy about approaching yourself? Not at all.....i know very well what ME likes to hear......

    Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)? Who cares?

    Will you give yourself oral sex? In love all is good at the right moment.

    Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)? Same as above.

    Will you make-out with yourself? Absolutely. ME is quite sexy, let me tell you...

    Will you respect yourself in the morning? What kind of question is this one? No is not even an option.

    Will you ask yourself to get married? Uhmmm... I am not sure about a second marriage....

    Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated
    self?  Since i am with Myself yes, i would cheat her with ME, i am afraid.

    Will you double-up on your mate? You mean, Myself and ME and my mate? It would always be me so why not?........;-p
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 21, 2009....
    O
     
    desdemona ANALYSIS:

          Do you find yourself attractive?
          Yes. I would be drawn to her.
          Yes: high self-esteem

          Are you shy about approaching yourself?
          No. I know her very well.
          No: faces shortcomings squarely

          Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?
          No, it doesn't make me feel gay-
          No: you’re bisexual

          Will you give yourself oral sex?
          I would probably try this. It's not so different from masturbating.
          Yes: masturbates a lot

          Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?
          I draw the line here -
          No: you have real body issues

          Will you make-out with yourself?
          And here
          No: there are parts of yourself you’d rather not deal with directly and won’t…no problem (for now)

          Will you respect yourself in the morning?
          yes
          Yes: there are no rules for you as far as you’re concerned

          Will you ask yourself to get married?
          no. that would be a very lonely existence
          No: you’re a individualist

          Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated self?
          Nah, how can that be cheating?
          No: you think of your mate as open-minded and loving

          Will you double-up on your mate?
          now this would be his worst nightmare!
          No: sense of self is weak

          Or...not? ;)


  • desdemona said on Jul 21, 2009....
     when i was a girl, we'd have sleepovers...a bunch of girls sitting around in pajamas - giggling, eating pizza and slugging diet cokes...

          Invariably, someone would bring the latest Cosmo issue and we'd all take the survey.

          After, we'd trade answers, and someone else would add up our score, and then read aloud to the group what that score meant about us. Then we'd spend the next few hours trying to figure out what great mystery had been revealed to us.

          I feel like i'm at a cyber sleepover....and i'm trying to envision mOOn in his pj's

  • Kirkla said on Jul 21, 2009....
    OMG....I'M BI???

          SHE HAS HIGH SELF-ESTEEM AND FACES SHORTCOMINGS SQUARELY. COULD GO BISEXUAL. WOULD LOVE TO MASTURBATE MORE BUT FEELS GUILTY. IS AN EXPERIMENTER WHO'LL TRY LOTS OF THINGS AT LEAST ONCE. HAS A COMPLETE ACCEPTANCE OF ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT HERSELF. IS AN OPPORTUNIST WHO'LL TAKE WHATEVER SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH. AN INDIVIDUALIST WHO THINKS OF HER MATE AS OPEN-MINDED AND LOVING, SHE HAS A STRONG SENSE OF SELF.

          Good one, mOOn :) New self-analysis to think about.

          Cheers!

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 21, 2009....
    O

    mOOn to StoneMaster:


    Once I replicate myself...identical to the last detail and memory...

          How will I be able to tell myself apart from me?

          YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE CONFUSED LOOK ON YOUR
          FACE

          How will I know who the real me is?

          IT'LL BE THE ONE WITH THE I.D.

          When I charge something...who pays? Me? or Me?

          THE ONE WITH THE JOB - UNLESS YOUR BOSS
          ACTUALLY NEEDS TWO OF YOU

          When asked who did it...do we point the finger at each other and say We, Me, or I ?

          "HIM"

          If " We " get into an argument are we going to need an "I"
          to be the referree if no one is available ?

          THAT MAKES NO SENSE. SINCE YOU ARE EXACTLY THE
          SAME, YOU WILL BOTH REACH THE POINT OF
          EXASPERATION AND WANT TO STOP ARGUING AT THE
          SAME TIME. SINCE TRICKING YOURSELF MAY BE
          IMPOSSIBLE, YOU'LL REALIZE THAT IT'S AN ARGUMENT
          THAT YOU CAN'T LOSE.

    O

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 21, 2009....
    O

    GENERAL: I contend that bisexual urges are common in
          heterosexuals, and that circumstances could confluence
          toward threesomes leading into crossover sexuality
          for a large percentage of straights.

          What exactly do I mean? Not that straights WANT same
          sex encounters, only that many of us could try them (at
          least once) if things fell into place and we were enticed
          by an attractive hetero partner to participate (the
          motivation of course to nail that person).

          And we've all had the disturbing jolt of being attracted
          from behind to someone who turned out to be of the
          gender/group we would NEVER date once we saw the
          front.

          What our socialization shudders at, our intellects rationalize
          over if motivated.

          If the experience is negative, it won't be repeated. Nor
          will it turn a heterosexual into a homosexual, since it is
          not the behavior, but the inner motivation that defines
          sexual preference.

    O
  • sweetnessorange said on Jul 21, 2009....
    mOOn, you masturbrainer....

          I took your ol' test (and I didn't cheat by peeking) and I
          scored myself as well as scored WITH myself...


          Do you find yourself attractive?
          Duh
          Yes: high self-esteem

          Are you shy about approaching yourself?
          Nuh
          No: faces shortcomings squarely

          Does this make you feel gay (if you aren’t)?
          Nuh
          No: you’re bisexual

          Will you give yourself oral sex?
          The Best!!!
          Yes: masturbates a lot

          Will you fuck yourself (as best you can)?
          Thoroughly
          Yes: you accept homosexuality on an intellectual level

          Will you make-out with yourself?
          Hmmmm. A little, just to see...but not a lot.
          Ambivalent: if you’re in the right frame of mind you’ll face your
          own shortcomings - when brought up by others - maturely, but that’s not often

          Will you respect yourself in the morning?
          After confession on Sunday I will. Guilt meanwhile.
          Ambivalent: you’re an opportunist who’ll take what they can
          get away with

          Will you ask yourself to get married?
          Can't see any reason for that.
          No: you’re a individualist

          Are You cheating on your mate if you're with your actual replicated self?
          I'm cheating on the world if I'm with me. Who else will
          match me in sensitivity and self-gratifying performance? I'm
          spoiling me for anyone else!!!
          Yes: you consider your mate the jealous, controlling type

          Will you double-up on your mate?
          Rather I should have my mate and my dup double-up
          on moi
          Ambivalent: identity crisis looming

          Not so sure about that last one, but my last mate (ex) was
          very controlling...

          I would have such an orgasm...
          ....
          ....
          ....
          ....

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 21, 2009....
    O

     BTW sweetness - I have timed both male and female orgasms and have
          found them to be of generally the same length of time
          and climax arc. The female is often more vocal as
          tension builds, but the orgasmic burst itself seems to
          match that of the male...approximately a 20-second
          experience from onset to dispersal...

          Intensity can vary immensely. When the male achieves
          more than one orgasm in the love-making session, the
          second orgasm tends to be more intense.

          I have to go now...

    O
  • Dreamknightx said on Jul 22, 2009....
    Hey mOOn, there are those special moments where a female orgasm lasts much longer....I'd like to know what that feels like. This is the right post to talk about strange sexual things right? I find myself attractive, in a man way. I would go down on me, but I think only because its me, I would like a hottie and her clone to go down on me even more. I would kiss me because I want to improve again, I would take me in the be-after, but only if its me. I would marry me, and I would like to give my mate the experience of double me.
  • Voltaire said on Jul 24, 2009....
    If the mood is right we'd  just head to bar/pub and pick up a gal. (possibly two)

    That would if you ask me I answer all questions. ;-)

    Voltaire
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 25, 2009....

    O

    ....imagining everything attached to ginger's lips....

    O

  • seer said on Jul 25, 2009....
    Doubt I would fuck myself, make out or give myself oral sex. I would most likely spend a lot of time climbing and biking, same as usual.
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 25, 2009....
    O

    But...but...I thought you were sick and twisted?

    O
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 25, 2009....
    O

    I believe that the female build-up to orgasm is a noisier experience with probable sensitivity to the encroaching climax heightened, but that the actual climax itself is almost identical to the beginning/middle/end experienced by a majority(?) of men. This is based upon observation outside of participation in a study of 5 female orgasms, ages ranging from 26 to 48 (precisely, 32, 39). I hope to continue this objective comparison, but not for scientific purposes ;)

          There seems to be an average of 10 passion grunts with the first three sounding surprised, the next four animal-like intensity, the last three subsidiary with a series of satisfied moans muttered. The decibel level varies widely by individual.

    O
  • desdemona said on Jul 25, 2009....
          i'm very happy that something is unique to the individual..

          do you think that the reactions are the same during masturbation? I'm usually a quiet masturbator, but that could just be me.

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 25, 2009....
    O

    I haven't been able to gain objective information on masturbation. However, I will call for volunteers. You will have to set up a hidden cam, record sessions for 3 months and send in the tapes for an analysis of averages, since you will be self-consciously performing during most, if not all, of these events.

          Or I can just use the feed from the bathroom cams.

    O
  • TheUndergroundEagle said on Jul 25, 2009....
         Well, i'm glad to know my girlfriend wasn't included in the study group......she makes very little sound during orgasms, but she does move around a lot.

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 25, 2009....
    O

    raul -   

          Incest?

          You cannot be two members of your own family can you?
          There may be two of you, but you're the same schmuck
          as far as Uncle Biff is concerned...not even twins, where
          one might be good and the other evil.

          Rather it is a psychological approach to how your own
          inner dialogue is conducted, disguised as smut.

    O
  • trebleclef said on Jul 25, 2009....
      mOOn, that analysis sucked. It makes me sound like a loser. Thanks.

          Oh, btw, I masturbate plenty! So there. *sticks out tongue*

  • raulraffinknockknock said on Jul 25, 2009....
    You took it in the wrong way...
    Its not my fault that your term paper scared me...you scare me most of the time...
    I am also human...
    And it sounds like incest, technically it is incest...
    You start a theory and if it based on something which is taken as crime in the current society I think its wrong...
    For once I also believe in this norm of society...
    Next thing you would take a topic on drugs and write fancy words and justify something wrong because you were high...
    Something like molestation, or rape...
    Nay sorry I wont buy it...
    Learn the basic fact that not everyone's going to agree with you...
    Learn to tolerate criticism...
    And I can always hope for the better, especially in your case...
    mOOn you start your cloning for self-interest...
    Even if the self interest is sexual pleasure only...
    Salaam
    R
  • Misty_Eyed said on Jul 25, 2009....
    But this is a hypothetical question and I don't think moon-poo meant for us to picture it as a real scenario. The other person is supposed to be you as well (whereas a clone wouldn't actually be you, but just a genetic replica, or in any case, I think the whole thing would be consensual). If it was just a replica of me, I'm not as sure if I'd go through with anything or not.

    Apparently I'm more of a deviant than I formerly thought. Oral sex? Yes, and yes. (At the same time.) Would it make me feel gay? You'd have to ask me afterwards. Would I still respect myself? Probably, but I don't think I'd go blabbing it all over town. Make out with me? Might as well. Call me the next morning? I wouldn't hold my breath.

    I wouldn't cheat on me with yet another me, but I might cheat on someone else with me. 
  • RodSerling said on Jul 28, 2009....
     Only if I could convince my other self to don a wig,
          high heels and undergo electrolysis to remove the
          burn of the 5 o'clock shadow...

  • StoneMaster said on Jul 28, 2009....
    Hey wait a minute....you have to grade yourself?
          The fix is in !

          Interesting experimental test mOOn. However, to take some of the answers seriously would require a discussion or two.
          Like for instance: #1- I don't consider myself unattractive, if that were a yes how come I've suffered from low self-esteem? For instance, I won't apply for that job because I'll never get it.(even though you have what it takes). It took years to conquer and still fighting it. Kinda general questions though ( I see...the answer is in ballpark figures )
  • studentoflife said on Jul 28, 2009....
      awesome post....original...@least to me it was
          i scored myself and its lookin ugly
          not because i have a low self-image
          i just think i can get in my own pants easier than finding a good guy that won't fuck me over...in a bad way that is

          mind it i use the examination on a few of my friends?
          i think it would bring up a lotta juicy shit on campus

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Sep 17, 2009....
    O

    I went to see the movie Moon last night, and after seeing a guy meet himself, I have reached the conclusion that my answer to the headline of this post is...

    NO.  I would not booty-call my own damn self.

    O

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