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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. 
His reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?


GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: 
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?


GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?


GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.


GENERAL COSGROVE:

Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?


The radio went momentarily silent and the interview ended!
 




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  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 18, 2009....
    good point!
  • Hegemone said on Jul 18, 2009....
    That's fantastic, and a very good point.
  • queenparanoia said on Jul 19, 2009....
    bwahhahaahhahaha that was a good point!!!! :-)
  • blueraven6 said on Jul 25, 2009....
    He reminds me of Gen. George S. Patton III.

    His favorite saying: "I love chewing ass! It makes me horny to chew more ass!"

    #2: "Don't die for your Country! Make that other son of a bitch die for HIS country!"

    #3: "When guns are taken away from citizens, only the lawless will rule."

    We had two instances of burglars in my home town breaking in by forcing the apartment or home owner away from the door as they answered it.

    In both instances, the only service from the Police necessary was to call the Coroner.

    LE admits freely they can't help anyone until after the fact. If you're dead, how are they going to help you?

    Ladies, you do a total disservice to your sons by not allowing them adult instruction in the use of firearms. The next person they may protect is YOU!

    One final comment from George: "They'll take my guns away when they pry them out of my cold dead fingers."

    The only benefitters from gun control are those involved in the Black Market. The price goes up!

    When you want to understand anything, always follow the money!

    blueraven6
    Humorist

  • one_wired_kitty said on Aug 01, 2009....
    LOL
  • blueraven6 said on Aug 02, 2009....
    No bigger prostitute than a Journalist. Whores by definition.

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