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This morining I woke up and went to my usual breakfast spot when I spend time with my mom (Uni). On the way to the bagel place she was telling me how she loved this travel size lotion she found in monterey at a walmart but she couldn't find it. We went next door to a rite aid and got side tracked by burts bees chapstick.

 

Right next to the chapstick was the travel sized lotion she had been talking about. She immediantly grabbed all nine of the on the shelf and carried them off to the check out line.

 

As soon as we get in the car she grabs the lotion and uses some. She had the biggest smile. I mean it stretched from ear to ear. I swear if you could see her eyes behind the sun glasses they would have the dont-mess-with-my-lotion-or-I'll-eat-you look. And that is what made me question if she had any mob relations.
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I mean she has the talent. Not to mention her former martial arts training......Picture her with a gun, a dangerous glint in her eye and and a smile that could scare off the evil flying monkeys from the wizard of oz. Any way keep your eyes open were still investigating.


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  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2009....
    sssshhhh ((check her hand bag, the big funky one)) I'm sure there is something, I've seen that glint.... that same "don't fuck with my moisturiser" look.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 18, 2009....
    And don't you forget it missy!!!  They're MINE all mine!!!! [evil villan laugh]
  • Ironic-Junior said on Jul 18, 2009....
    I just went to look in the bag it's very scary I mean I fell in and got lost it took me forever to find my way out.
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2009....
    Jnr ~ Careful, you don't know whats in that damn bag! I remember when she bought it.... I kept thinking "its almost as big as ya honey" te he he
     
    lip stick... careful with the lipstick it could be a gun!
  • Ironic-Junior said on Jul 18, 2009....
    then omg if lip stick are guns what could she be hiding in her wallet 0.0
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2009....
    no worries there, just moths!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 18, 2009....
    yeah, 'cause jr has already rifled through the wallet to surgically extract the money from it. :)
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2009....
    Good work... remember though she prolly has other hiding spots... try her sock and undies draw! ssshhh do it now before she reads this.
  • Ironic-Junior said on Jul 18, 2009....
    aaah my eyes they burn
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 18, 2009....
    Hey! both of you!  Do I need to send you both into a time out?!!  Don't make me go there!!
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2009....
    BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
     
    **snort**
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2009....
    Hey its all Jnr's fault I did nuffin!
  • Ironic-Junior said on Jul 18, 2009....
    what my eyes just burnt from pepper spray I sware. ((That was a close one -.-' ))
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2009....
    **runs giggling to bathroom**
     
    shit where's the loo paper! UNI    UNEEEE
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 18, 2009....
    Yes, I took it and it's not coming back until you stop giving her ideas!
     
    and YOU! now, stay the heck out of my wallet!!!
  • Ironic-Junior said on Jul 18, 2009....
    I'm coming to the rescue lu *runs in with toilet paper*
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2009....
    Woo hooo we should make toilet bombs.... wet the toilet rolls and then go chuck em at something... maybe we could redecorate her car LOL >:-} ((evil grin))
     
    Hey Uni, there's nothing in your wallet.... seriously theres nothing there!
  • Ironic-Junior said on Jul 18, 2009....
    even better lets by fire works!!!!! BIG BADA BOOM!!!
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2009....
    Hey I know how to make em, get a tennis ball get a packet of those sparklers.... put a small hole in the tennis ball, and shave off the sparkler stuff into the inside of the tennis ball.... then light it! ((from a distance)) it turns into a fire cracker!!!! BWAA HA HA H
  • Ironic-Junior said on Jul 18, 2009....
    ooooooo sounds pretty!!!!!
  • Lucytorial said on Jul 18, 2009....
    man your mother is gonna kill me for telling you how to do that!
  • Ironic-Junior said on Jul 18, 2009....
    your half right she'll have to put a hit on you. She can't exactly reach to the computer and strangle you.
     
    by the way she tried to assasinate me when we went to get cookies!!! I mean she nearly closed a gate on my foot
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 18, 2009....
    lies and rumors.  There's no physical evidence linking me to the hit or the assasination attempt.  I have an iron clad alibi
  • Zayda said on Jul 18, 2009....
    LOL. You guys crack me up.


    Well, what kind of lotion is it?!?!! I may have to go investigate and see for myself how great it is.


    Oh, and I'm addicted to Burt's Bees Chapstick. I like the kind they have with the little bit of tint to it.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 18, 2009....
    It's Johnsons Melt Away Stress Body Lotion.  So soothing and smells good without being tacky or gooey.  I also have both the plain and tinted Burt's Bees!! :)
  • Zayda said on Jul 18, 2009....
    Gosh, Uni, I actually have a bunch of that very same Johnsons. I love it! :)
  • Hegemone said on Jul 18, 2009....
    Wow well that smile does certainly look bright and happy ... and possibly a little evil, lol.  Hope you didn't get too close to her lotion, could've been dangerous!
  • queenparanoia said on Jul 19, 2009....
    you have yoru mom's sense of humor!!! :-)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 19, 2009....
    Z - you do? Isn't it the greatest stuff?!!  I'm just upset that I can't find it in the big tubes!
     
     
  • Ironic-Junior said on Jul 19, 2009....
    Heg- I got close enough to steal some and then excaped with my life.
     
    Queen- thank you!!
  • Psych-ed said on Jul 19, 2009....
    Lol Hilarious!
  • Zayda said on Jul 19, 2009....
    U-I: Hmmm...I think I've seen it in the big tubes or squeeze bottles here. I'll check for you. :)


    I love it and then I also really like this new Vaseline product: Aloe Fresh Moisturizing Body Gel. They have an Aloe Fresh Moisturizing Body Lotion as well that I have a bunch of travel size for.


    My hubby laughs at me sometimes because there are little tubes of travel-size lotions scattered about our house and at least two or three little tubes in each of my purses. I would just leave some in the car but it gets too hot in there for them and then the lotion gets all melty.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jul 19, 2009....
    Z - OMG!  I have a big bottle of the Aloe Fresh Moisturizing Body Lotion!!!  I love that stuff, well second best.

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