So whenever the right stand up for what is right they are called haters, hate-mongers, war-mongers, racists (nazis, the KKK, whitey, cracker), fascists, fossils, "the man," wife beaters, pollutionists, zealots or whatever.

And I'll gladly wear the left's titles -- although putting me into a pretty little box by marginalizing me is hardly transparency, understanding, reaching out or any of the other lies perpetrated by the Oreo Express to Hell (when black becomes white and white becomes black, all aboard the Oreo Express to Hell, going down!) -- so long as they wear the one's I give them. It's fair and equal, something the left doesn't get.

1st : I'm a hater

You're damn right I'm a hater. I hate the direction this country is heading. I hate the fact that our president passed legislation that allows a doctor to pull out an unborn baby and stab it in the head with a spike. I hate the fact that our president made it legally null for a child that is born during or after an abortion to take legal recourse against its parent. I hate the fact that our president allowed a second (and is about to recommend a third) stimulus package even though the first one was a bad idea in the first place. I hate the fact that our deficit is now over a trillion dollars (btw, for the first time in history!). I hate the fact that should the president's health plan goes into effect, I'm going to have to pay an extra 8% in taxes for my business even though I am the sole employee and I already have great health insurance through my wife!

But you know what I really hate? I hate when people let our president get away with this stuff and try to marginalize or dismiss those who actually have an opinion about it, then call it hate, as though my opinion is "hate speech." Get fucked. You know who you are.

2nd : I'm a hatemonger -- a propagandist who seeks to provoke hatred and prejudice, esp. against a minority group or groups

So now I guess I'm a propagandist, too. I can't simply be a US citizen with an opposing point of view and willing to talk about it and present it, I must provoke hatred and prejudice against a minority group or groups.

By provoking hate and prejudice, I assume that means that I would actually have to CONVINCE somebody that my point of view is right, otherwise the person that I am propagandizing would have to ALREADY AGREE with me somehow and that wouldn't make me a hatemonger at all, but rather a protester, just like y'all from the 60's... Oh, wait, half of you weren't born yet and neither was I, so I guess protesting (like the holocaust, because history doesn't exist for you) to you didn't exist! And I can understand how one of y'all might find me to be prejudice against a minority group, because anybody with a different "lifestyle" is considered a minority. I'm convinced I should start my own religion (or have no religion like Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson -- what church are they ordained to?) just so I can get YOUR protection... Not. I don't need your protection, so long as my first amendment rights are not revoked!

3rd : I'm a war monger -- someone who is eager to encourage a people or nation to go to war

You would think this would be the easiest label to tag me with, because I hate labels. I hate it when superficial assholes feel the need to slap a label on someone who doesn't agree with them. I think you ridiculously immature fuckers call it "name calling." Well, let me tell you something -- I honestly believe that no person or nation should sit around and take it in the ass. I believe there is much of that going around (and not just in the San Francisco bath houses) and the progressives are ram-rodding legistlation through at the speed of light. Let's face it, nobody reads that bills that are being presented. You either vote for them like Lemmings or you get bashed for having a differing of opinion, and that is nothing short of a dictatorship and not what the founding fathers of this country intended! If that means going to war -- which there are provisions for such things in our beloved Constitution -- then so be it. If it means putting a few holes in people who feel their agenda outweighs the sovereignty of this nation, then so be it. I'd rather see them voted out of office sooner than later, but I'm not going to quietly tolerate their goofy ass. It's just not in the cards.

4th : I'm a racist -- or in other words I somehow hold the belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race

I hate this label with a passion. My grandfather was from the south and held every person -- regardless of race -- in high regard. He would have no problem slapping the taste out of your mouth for calling a black man a nigger, a term that short of just now I have used to describe mostly white-trash caucasians than any African-Americans in my lifetime. I realized that when I voted for Palin/McCain last year that I would receive the label of "racist" only because I simply didn't vote for our current president, who isn't black anyway - he's half and half, and not simply because of the color of the man's skin. It doesn't matter anyway to progressive liberals, they are like Pavlov's dog. You go against the BOA, liberals call you a racist. End of story. It doesn't matter that I could name you five actors off the top of my head who would have made a better president, because they played a president on the big screen, had more experience and oh, by the way, are black. Perhaps if blacks didn't hold such a grudge (no black man on American soil has had the label "slave" for generations and like the Native Americans have been given every advantage well and above any given to any immigrant caucasian for nearly a century) and wanted to see the "white man" hang so bad, perhaps we could all get along!

5th : I'm some sort of fascist, or in otherwords I advocate the creation a single party state

I figure this goes along with being a racist somehow, but in all honesty, I'd rather have three parties in America. I just don't think that the Green party, Liberatarians or any other fringe poltical party can be created given just how bad the two existing parties have been polarized. I realize that there are weasels in the Republican party who think that they can become some sort of conservative "lite" party, but when the liberals so easily pit "us" against "them" there is no wonder why a third party will never survive. I like the antics of guys like Ron Paul and Ross Perot who strain the vote every time we get to a presidential election, but let's face it, there isn't much of a compromise. You're either "all in" or not at all.

6th : I'm a fossil

I wish that as a 34 year old I could consider myself old. When I heard Phil Collins on the oldies radio station the other day, I felt old. When I've seen my cousin's kids grow up to be as tall as I am, I feel old. I finally got married and now have a kid on the way, so I guess in some aspect I could consider myself old. Our country, our Constitution, the Bible and other aspects that I believe deserve admiration and respect are not really that old. Kevinunknown the other day rightly pointed out that we're just over a couple centuries compared to Europe and the middle east. As young bucks, it would be nice to be trend-setters, not fall into the same traps like Universal Heath Care (Europe -- which they'll tell you is a bad idea!) or fascist ultra-{place direction here} dictatorships (Ireland, Iran, France, Syria, etc) that speed everything over the peoples' heads and have the nerve to call it democracy (for the people). I think this label is about as unwarranted as the racist and fascist label, but no matter.

7th : I'm some sort of wife beater

Ask my wife if I have ever hit her. Go on, ask... Find even a shred of truth there...

8th : I'm a Pollutionist because I don't believe in "protecting the environment" or "going green" or "global warming"

First off, I put over nearly a hundred petitions to outfits like GreenPeace and the rest of those lying sacks of shit since high school. I have come up with inventions that use hydro-mechanics (the use of streams and other flowing bodies of water) to help third world countries and it's ironic that not only were these ideas *not* used, but were tossed out entirely. No criticism, really, simply dismissed. I'm not so much bitter or surprised as I am simply pissed that while all of these inventions had ZERO EMISSIONS that now that everybody is SCREAMING for such devices I have totally given up trying to pursuade anybody to use or build them. They were designed for the poor countries, not developed nations! The idea of CFLs versus light bulbs - I feel - is simply a matter of economics. I've always said that if a product was so good (or more to the point good for you -- especially foods) then why not do away with the old or slowly remove it from the market and bring the price of the new down to something that the public can afford. Cap 'n tax ignores this, so I'm against it. It's that simple. Until the progressives start beating their clothes out on rocks, I feel that they're total hypocrites for not doing this the proper way.

9th : I'm a Zealot -- a fanatical partisan or more to the point a religious zealot

I wish I could find the link that SeanRenaud had that I saw the other day where everybody was pouncing on a couple of Christians that were hopelessly attempting to defend Christianity. There was a great sermon the other day called Wicked World, Angry God that pretty much knocks it out of the park for me. You see, God (the Judeo-Christian God as oppose to Allah, etc) hates sin. [I guess that makes God a hater, right?] Anything or anyone with even a trace of sin cannot stand before a Holy God who is without sin without simply being annihilated. When it comes to sin, God is wrathful and justified to be so. When sin entered the world, it infected everything and everybody, not completely, but to a great extent. For those of you who remember, Christ came with the promise that those who believe in Him will be able to enter God's presence without sin. He never said that we'd be without sin down here. He paid the price for sin itself. The extent of which can be seen as a pale reflection of the here and now, but will only be rightly seen on the other side of glory. Believe it or not, but I'm not going to put a gun to your head if you don't. I will, however, defend that as the truth. If you cannot agree to disagree, then you're better off just not talking to me, because I won't be convinced by anything you have to say. I don't defend my other beliefs by a Christian lithmus test, but will easily point out that it is easy for a non-Christian to hold opposite beliefs as I do, simply because a non-Christian does not have the contextual basis to understand my point of view and more than not refuses to want to understand such views.

So now some labels I will gladly swap for those of you who want to use the terms above to describe me. I will gladly wear these titles if you will in turn wear these:

You are traitors to your country and the people in it. You have put this country and the people in it in harms way by financial, social, spiritual and selfish means. You are tanking this country's ability to pay its bills. You are nullifying the aspect of responsibility, opportunity and personal property for the sake of an egalitarian agenda. You are essentially dismissing any form of supernatural authority for the sake of having flawed humans be our successive masters of all fate and knowledge. You are brats who defy your own parents, as well as any other authority in order to consider this your world and everything in it to be yours for the taking. This in turn makes you criminals, sociopaths, and under the proper conditioning from your handlers makes you total psychopaths to the extreme of Hannibal Lecter in that you would rather eat a friend than fight an enemy. You give great comfort to your enemies and watch the families around you die. If you hate this country so much, why don't you simply leave instead of attempting to turn it into your own personal hell to which you can crown yourself king? In essence you have embraced and embodied the worst of Darwinism to become the ass-end of the survival of the fittest misnomer in so much as you believe you are the sole deity of the universe and without your existence, this world simply ceases to exist, when in fact you worship Satan himself and are of less worth than rabid dogs to those you attempt to oppress with your selfishness.


Well, I hope that clears everything up...