• cuppajava said on Jul 07, 2009....

  and the stories keep getting better ......where have you been hiding that one my dear??? so i guess you wont see my out in the middle of the highway in high heels for a while now,will you?
  I can only imagine the look on your face.....I hope that your co worker stopped laughing enough to be able to help you though -what if you did faint?
  

• uniquely-ironic said on Jul 07, 2009....

  OMG! I thought that only happened in the movies!  I knew there was a reason why I wear these digusting cotton granny panties. (though the word cotton in that phrase seems redundant)

• beyondtheveil said on Jul 07, 2009....

  fraggs- I loved this. But I think you have arrested the wrong suspects.
  
  Your shiny legs and satin soft panties were just innocent, but slippery bystanders. The perpetrator was the heel and the accomplice was the skirt.
  
  I watch CSI.
  

• diabolicdame said on Jul 07, 2009....

  OMG!! I cant believe that happned!! hahahaha.. shit sorry I'm laughing but seriously.. oh my god!! I would've screamed in horror too!! Its counter productive.. but this was horrifying!! LOL.. atleast you know you're traffic stopping material! hehehe..

• wolfafterurazz said on Jul 07, 2009....

  I was there! I remember that. OMG you have some awsome legs, and when you bent over you have the prettiest heart shaped ass I have ever seen. Psst next time shave around the cooter too a little hair was visable, BTW a total turn on for me. too funny ~WOLF~

• Hegemone said on Jul 07, 2009....

  Lol, well that is a good lesson to know, thank you for informing me Fraggles.  I think I'd have died though, my gosh.  I bet you were looking for the nearest rock to climb under weren't you?

• gingersoul said on Jul 07, 2009....

  Fraggles.....it happened the same to me....;-D
  
  I was wearing my usual thongs ....wind was blowing......i bent to pick my glasses that had fallen on the ground.....the skirt was short but flowing and.....oopsie daisies....my two half moons went all in full display....
  
  But i was alone so I acted like a lady....got up and kept walking....and walking...and walking......but inside i was all the color of the rainbow ...lol...
  ...
  I have to say the two guys close by enjoyed the accident with molto gusto.....lol....

• fragglesrock said on Jul 07, 2009....

  cj - i have stories like these from my past tucked all up under my skirt ;) and if i had fainted? my co-worker is a good guy, he probably would've grabbed me by the ankles and drug me to safety cursing (rightly so) all the way...lol...i can actually see that mental image...

  uni - don't you know that everything that "only seems to happen in the movies" also seems to happen to me?! lol! and you are correct, cotton and granny panties is VERY redundant ;)

  beyond - it sounds as if you could be a "WMI"   wardrobe malfunction investigator...i'll write you a personal reference if you like? gheesh...csi...gheesh!!!! lol :)

  dd - it's quite alright to laugh, i STILL laugh about it when it's brought up!!! it only took me about 20 seconds to recover from the horror and realize the funny in the situation.  better laugh than cry ;) as far as me being traffic stopping material??? pffft! those cars were already stopped, i'm sure after seeing my caboose they were begging to get away!!!!

  wolf - why thank you, i do have some awesome legs ;)  however, i think that you are confused, you must have been there when GINGER (see her comment) had a similar experience.  now i know nothing about her cooter. or cooter hair for that matter but i can guess that she is a knock-out and it must have been HER pretty heart shaped ass that you saw because mine? is definitely a mom butt. roflmao!!!!

  hegs - i looked for a rock for only a few seconds until i broke into snorting laughter.  when my co-worker and i stumbled back into work we were STILL in hysterical laughter with tears running down our faces. like i told dd, better to laugh than cry ;)

  ginger - OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! "two half moons" oh you're killing me! seriously! and then you kept walking..and walking...hahahahaahahahaha! i don't know if it was better or worse that you were alone for this traumatic experience?!

   

   

• wolfafterurazz said on Jul 07, 2009....

  And if I may ask, what is wrong with a mom butt? It only means you did sompin right along the way~WINK~

• somegirl said on Jul 07, 2009....

  Fraggles---the first comment that I can say is that was hilarious!!!!!!!   
   
  At least your co-worker doesn't have to use his X-Ray vision with you when he's bored!!!!  
   
  I had a wardrobe malfunction as you and gingersoul did, but nothing revealing, persay. 
   
  There are those times when we cross from girl to womanhood that every woman experience---not the growing of bosoms since some people lack in that department, but the crimson tidal wave!!!! 
   
  Though my first monsoon was embarrasing (another story for another time)--being my first should count for something. 
   
  I'm talking about one much later in my life---I think almost 10 years after my first time.  I was at a cousin's wedding----I think at a barbecue wedding festivities at the brides' family house.  I was wearing a sea green shirt, scarf, and white pants (the shirt being a tunic almost).  I stood up an apparently I unknowingly got my gift from mother nature that afternoon...in the middle of a hot summer Day in Dallas.  I bled through my pants and had spots on my shirt. 
   
  Now, I could have made it conspicious with strategic placing of the scarf, but my little sister announced to the world "OH MY GOSH---You're bleeding"  not loud enough for the all of the wedding  guests to hear---but enough of them!!! 
   
  There I was with no change of clothes, my face redder than the crimson spots on my clothes, and no sight of us leaving the party soon!!! 
   
  I can empathize with your embarrasement!!!
   
  I will say, if it wasn't for my sister--I would have never known that I was bleeding--I would have thought that the stomach aches came from bad food or something :) (HEHE)
   
   

• RollingC said on Jul 07, 2009....

  Another exciting Fraggles episode.    :^)   Rc

• moonriver said on Jul 07, 2009....

  frags, i think your city's police dept. now has in its archives a certain cctv tape, tagged with a certain date and street intersection ID, labelled with the cryptic tag "1:24:02-55 check it out, peops!"
  i imagine the archive custodian is always deluged by requests from traffic analysts who show it as a classic example of how a busy intersection of 24,000 daily volume got tangled by a simple pedestrian accident, and how the police heroically took 5 hours to untangle the mess.
  
  

• hotaka said on Jul 07, 2009....

  OK. I won't shave my legs. Promise. But I'll stay away from the granny panties.

• UnicornForm said on Jul 07, 2009....

  ahahaha i aint done that yet.. at least you had panties:)

• superbozo said on Jul 08, 2009....

  LMAO

• queenparanoia said on Jul 08, 2009....

  ohmygod!!! i could have died!!! but that was very funny fraggles!!! next time just walk around and show your legs!!!! lol... ;-)

• MsStar39 said on Jul 08, 2009....

  LOL that was to funny, I think i would have died from embarrassment.

• BRITTANY_SPEARS said on Jul 08, 2009....

  This always happens to me!

• fragglesrock said on Jul 08, 2009....

  wolf - obviously you have never actually seen a mom butt in real life. ;)

  somegirl - i'm glad you got a laugh out of this :)  as far as your malfunction...having the monthly fairy visit while you're in public is bad enough, but add to that a big mouth little sister?! i seriously think i'd rather stand 1/2 naked on a busy intersection!

  rc - roflmao!!!! still in my 1st season wonder if my contract will get renewed?! ;)

  moon - i see you've been down to the archive room...you should have pressed pause at 1:24:15 ... that part is a hoot! and when you run the whole thing backwards it looks like i'm giving a subliminal message through hand signals (oh lordy i crack me up almost as much as you crack me up!!!!!)

  hot - just PLEASE don't tell us that you're switching to thongs?!

  unicorn - I KNOW! there are some people out there that go commando...can you even imagine?!

  sb -  i was too :)

  qp - "just walk around and show your legs" bwahahahaha!!!!!

  msstar - after living my life you learn to laugh at the embarrassing moments ;)

  brittany - i guess i'm just glad mine don't happen on tv ;)

   

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