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The 40 Gals I've Boinked

 

In the interest of full disclosure and coital comprehension, I’ve begun to log and analyze my sexual career.

 

Some observations:

 

The women that really loved me – showed strong interest in me from the beginning.

 

Out of a sexual career of 40 years, I’ve been monogamous for 26 of them. With 7 women.

 

For 2 years and 2 months of that time I went without sex. Non-consecutively, but in two periods: the entire year of 1979, and December 1998 – January 2000. Both out of choice.

 

I’ve been sexually exploratory for 11 years and 10 months of that time, having casual sex. But not since 2001. Since then I’ve been in the longest relationship I’ve ever had.

 

How many partners have I had so far? Counting only those with whom sexual intercourse was completed at least once – 40. An average of one new sexual partner per year.

 

Of those 40, seven of them loved me. Mary, Valerie, Kellie, Lurma, Miche, Lynne and Sue. We had extended relationships and lived through many dimensions of each other.

 

Of those 40, ½ of them were infatuated with me. Dorothy, Barbra, Darcy, Michelle, Rocki, Suzie, Lori, Connie P, Michele, Gillian, Sharon, Marjorie, Teresa, Janet, Lisa, Cate, Tammy, Celeste, June and Brenda. They wanted more of me but never had to deal with it because our time together was limited to about three weeks on the average. My choice.

 

Of those 40, ¼ of them had casual sex with me. Laurie, Nina, Randi, Leslie, Dena, Carol, Schula, Janna, Roberta and Melanie. They lusted for me but weren’t in love. Likewise.

 

Of the three remaining, 2 were stupidly indiscriminate one-night stands, and one was a friend with benefits based on impure lust.

 

Three of the women who loved me had unfaithful friends who tried to seduce me. They were all in our teens and 20s.

 

There were five additional women who I did everything with except intercourse. Intercourse would have been inevitable, but I chose to abort for some reason. Cindy B, Connie C, Karen, Alison and Sarah.

 

There are two other women who I had brief encounters with and we admitted mutual interest in each other, but one of us was always with someone else when the other was free. Linda and Jeanette. One became an accomplished physician, the other a surgical assistant.

 

Seven of the 40 were African American. Thirty-two of the 40 were white. One was mixed race (black and white). Seven were blondes, three were redheads.

 

And then there are four women who I had hopeless crushes on over that span of decades. For some reason, these powerful crushes went unspoken and had to be abandoned without a chance. Laura F, Connie A, Brenda H and Laura L.

 

If you’d like details, ask below. I’ll try to answer honestly and accurately.

 

I could write a book.

 

  • OO –

 



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  • somethingunUSual said on Jul 06, 2009....
    Q: what about the ones you paid for? Lap dances included....
  • Kirkla said on Jul 06, 2009....
    "The women that really loved me – showed strong interest in me from the beginning." Really? That's quite interesting.
  • $ati$fiedCu$tomer said on Jul 06, 2009....
    Three of the women who loved me had unfaithful friends who tried to seduce me.
     
    Okay, what does that tell us? I've had that happen, too - as though the ladies think of your relationship as a seal of approval!
  • diabolicdame said on Jul 06, 2009....
    Hey.. so nobody ever dumped you? hehe.. thats something I guess over 40 years! You know what, I can see your theory about 3 million years of hard wiring to spread your seed.. lol..
  • fragglesrock said on Jul 06, 2009....

    this was GREAT! someone truthful and honest about past sexcapades!

    question:  i don't know how old you are but i'm going to take a guess...are you 57? 

    i find it interesting...40 women/40 years :) 

  • gingersoul said on Jul 06, 2009....
    mOOnie.....i love this kind of Decamerone....lol...

    I am always curious about people sexual life....

    I have a question: you said 7 of your women were blondes, 3 redhead.....unless you have had bald lovers do i have to guess you like brunettes. Correct?

    But your actual gf is blonde, if i recall well ...correct in this too?

    See? I pay attention....lol..

    And......which one has been the best lover of all these women? 
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 06, 2009....
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    somethin - I have never paid for sex of any kind. SO FAR!!!!

    kirkla - yes, isn't that interesting? Not like the movies, where everyone seems to start out not liking each other or one has to win the other over. Naw.

    $ - I never got hit on like I did the minute I donned a wedding ring! Wedding rings are chick magnets - the wrong kind, however.

    diab - never dumped, but I was suspended against my will twice - though taken back later. I never have successfully re-launched a relationship, though. However, one did try to get me back when it was too late - I was engaged.

    frag - 55. Yeah - 40/40.

    ginger - well, I think most women ARE brunettes in most parts of the world. Hair color was never a preference for me, though. However, of the women who loved me, 3 were blondes, one golden-haired, one a black lady with black hair, one with short dark brown hair and one mixed race (like me) with black hair. And yes, my current GF is blonde.

    O
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 06, 2009....
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    Oh, and ginger - the best lover was the one I was with at the time ;)

    BUT - as far as love-making satisfaction, that is tempered by emotion as well as technique and it would have to be a tie - Valerie / Miche .... I didn't even think of another woman for two years with Valerie (I was with her for 6) and Miche was my most passionate love affair...and she was in training sexually. I was the first man she ever came with inside her.

    O

    Yet there are elements of many that keep coming back to turn me on...one in particular was an expert at blow jobs and handling the male organ, no one matched her in that, and that was Cate.

    O
  • RollingC said on Jul 07, 2009....
    Man....you sure would've enjoyed (and gone crazy with) the ladies in Paraguay.  You would've easily had lost count over there.  The girls there were more sexually aggressive than any other place that I've lived in.  I was there for about 5 yrs and had 20 + intimate romances and one night stands at least. 
    (I stopped counting after 20) And no I don't remember their names now...one or two yes but not all of them.  Did you keep a diary?
    :^)
    Rc
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 07, 2009....
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    I have always considered the place where I insert my dick to be worth remembering. So I've made lists from time to time, not a diary so much as memories and notes and kind of like the shamans of old, a story repeated is a story remembered. The story of my peter is important to me.

    O
  • gingersoul said on Jul 07, 2009....
    mOOnie......what you say about sexual satisfaction tied with emotional involvment made me remember this guy.... ...
     
    I had once a lover that was a gym trainer...you know, great body, lots of muscles in the right places..
    You would have thougt that giving that body he would have also known how to use it, right?
     
    So wrong......he has been my worse lover....the only one i ever left in bed before dawn sneaking out of the house while he was sleeping....
     
    He made me bent in positions that not even an acrobat in Cirque du Soleil, believe me......but the result....a big yawn from me...
     
    So...there... loving skill need always to be tempered by emotion and the tecnique per se is wasted if not well corroborated by passion.    
  • UnicornForm said on Jul 07, 2009....
    haha nice. Have you ever had multiple parrtners at once?
  • bhalah said on Jul 07, 2009....
    my gooodddd!!!!!, you are terrible!!!!, chiqui, you are chiqui, how many cm? average? short? long? maybe fat? faty one?, whit piersing or not?...ehhh, im couriouss..., im sure Cate enjoy it...
  • desdemona said on Jul 07, 2009....
    no asians? what's up with that? also curious about religious?
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 07, 2009....
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    ginger - passion is the key. With some you have it. Others, no way. Who would believe you could be bored looking at the ass of a lovely naked woman as she yielded to your thrusting sword...yet without passion, only the first time is exciting. Maybe. Passion comes from that chemical synergy two people who want each other generate. My current GF has the type of body that I respond to sexually without ever getting bored. That's part of it. Another part of it seems to be the ability to like the person and be able to be with them when sex isn't happening.

    Uni - no I haven't. Would like to before I croak. That's one I may have to pay for, I guess. No one's ever invited me into a group, and I've never tried to form one. :C

    bhalah -  your goooddddd!! you want hgt, weight, piercings? That will be in the book. Or, well, at least give me a few days...

    desd - Not my fault. You date from the available pool. Until moving to L.A. I was never around all that many Asians. I'd love it!!!!!!! I guess, depending on the Asian. I lust after many from afar. As I stated on my masturbation post, my penis knows no prejudice.

    O
  • somethingunUSual said on Jul 07, 2009....
    mOOn are you ducking the religious question? I'm guessing Schula was Jewish.
  • diabolicdame said on Jul 07, 2009....
    'suspended against my will'.. lol.. seriouslly mOOn.. you have this stuff down to a science.. with scientific terms and everything! hehe..well I guess its an important part of one's life.. definitely worth recording in some form..
  • gingersoul said on Jul 07, 2009....
    mOOnie.....oh, i have an Asian fetish by ever....lol....

    I so agree with you......amour sans frontier....;-p

    Again, you nailed it ...the key is liking the person you are with especially when the sex is not happening.......Its the conversation, the intimacy, the intriguing mystery, the anticipation, the intellectual bond that keeps you come back to them...

    And when smoothly, imperceptibly all converge where is necessary and unavoidable ...well, all is good..
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 07, 2009....
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    ginger, someday we simply must get together. We are sooooo in agreement on sooooo many things.

    diabol - yes it's my SithBorgian vocabulary seeping through...

    somethin - not ducking, just forgot to answer it ... give me some time to figure that one out. And yes, Schula was Jewish. So was Carol. And they both said, "You have a beautiful cock." I started to wonder if that was a Jewish thing that women were supposed to say to men?

    O
  • sheemAfeM said on Jul 07, 2009....
    nappy dugout??????????????????? is that what i think you mean?
  • gingersoul said on Jul 07, 2009....
    LOL...laughing at the Jewish thing....

    Are you suggesting it could be part of some religious ritual? Some Kabbalah rule before having sex? That would be too funny if true...

    Did Madonna say the same thing to Guy before dripping hot wax all over his English white body?....LOL...  

    Yes, we do agree a loooot,  mOOnie........;-)   
  • BON_SCOTT said on Jul 07, 2009....
    Can you play guitar?
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 08, 2009....
    O

    ginger - XOXOXOX

    sheemA - uh huh

    BON - is that a trick question? Er, yes I do....and rather well.

    O
  • StoneMaster said on Jul 08, 2009....
    Now I feel bad because I didn't count!!!! >>>>>>>> hmmm can't even REMEMBER NAMES...of course I have an excuse...>>>>>
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 08, 2009....

    O

     

    See, Stoney? And once you would have given anything just to see a naked girl!

     

    Religious stuff:

     

    Well, when trying to analyze the religious demographics of my 40, I realized that most of them were probably a-religious – simply unconcerned and uncommitted to organized religion. It isn’t like they filled out questionnaires! So in most cases I’m guessing! Almost all of the remaining would be Christians and from there it’s a matter of churchgoer or non-churchgoer. The breakdown:

     

    Non-religious: 33 (although they might believe in God or be agnostic)

    Jewish: 2

    Methodist: 1

    Catholic: 1

    Lutheran: 1

    Baptist: 1

    Atheist: 1

     

    One of the 7 who loved me was the daughter of a Methodist minister who was being considered for Bishophood until his AIDS-related sex scandal killed his wife and finally himself. Tragic, as this GF was the sweetest person you’d ever meet, and her mother a saint by human standards. Sadly, this event reconfirmed my dislike of organized religion and the hypocrisy it masks.

     

    Barbra was a God-waver who only allowed the missionary position. No French kissing. No oral sex. Yes, that’s how she spelled her name, like Streisand. And God, was she built. But what a wacko. She ended up marrying one of my pals and was last heard of throwing a knife at him.

     

    My ex-wife came out of the God-closet after we got engaged. I couldn’t get into the church scene, which helped prompt the break-up. As mentioned in another post, she’s indoctrinating my son into the Lutheran cult. Or so she thinks.

     

    One, Celeste, raised as a good Catholic girl, helped break up my marriage.

     

    Oh, and BTW – my 40th year of sex will actually be completed on Feb. 20, 2010 – as I lost my virginity on Feb. 20, 1970. But should we really count those 2 years and 2 months of chastity?

     

    O

     

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 08, 2009....

    O

     

    Top 40 Hair Color Breakdown:

     

    Light brown – 8

    African Americans – 7

    Blonde – 7

    Black hair – 5

    Brown - 5

    Redhead – 3

    Dark Brown – 3

    Golden – 1

    Auburn – 1

     

    O

     

  • gingersoul said on Jul 08, 2009....
    mOOnie.....you said:

    One, Celeste, raised as a good Catholic girl, helped break up my marriage.

    I am telling you.....we girls raised as Catholic can be really, really bad ....lol..

    Roman Catholic church, anyone?...Oh, the lust hidden in those Latin sermons...;-p


  • HoleInTheCosmos said on Jul 10, 2009....

    I have noticed this about girls raised in any "guilt-ridden" religion! Must be reverse-psychology!


  • gingersoul said on Jul 10, 2009....
    Hole.......you are right.......it is reverse-psychology....
     
    At one point all that religious crap start playing reversed games on us..
    Our brain rebel....the heart follow and the body runs........
     
    I think it shoudl be made mandatory for any child to be raised in a private Catholic school, as i did...
    At the right time all the healthy hormones will start to bloom ....and voila'.......everybody would instinctively rebel and will be purified from those layers of sepulcrum smelling brain washing and be free ..
    .
    Well, at least,...that what's happened to me...even though it still takes some time before being able to live guilt free......but soon or later many turn in bad girls... lol......
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 10, 2009....

    O

     

    Diaboli – I must apologize. I have been dumped. It was my own fault. It all came back to me. Teresa dumped me. Why? Because she was in a serious long-term thing with a “passionless” but stable guy whom her two boys loved. She took me on as a diversion and for satisfaction as a woman, because it seems that her man had no passion. She kept marveling at the passion with which I would ravage her. Our sex was amazing. She’d drop over on her lunch breaks. I would sneak over to her place in the dead of night and she’d let me in, dressed only in her robe, and lead me to the bedroom. Hot, summer nights, we’d sweat naked as one, rolling around each other and  orgasming repeatedly. Then one night she didn’t answer the quiet knock. She left me hanging. Was she okay? What happened? Later I found out. She just had to let me go. You see, I had already confessed that I didn’t think anything long-term could come of this. And she had two boys to consider, 7 and 9 years old. Our summer had to end.

     

    I’m ashamed to admit the reason why I told her there couldn’t be anything long term between us. I’ve never told anyone the reason, not even her. I can’t even believe it myself, now. But that was the 80s. In Washington, D.C. …

     

    It’s because she was black.

     

    O

  • sweetnessorange said on Jul 10, 2009....
    i hope you over that.......reday for numba 41 baby????
  • trebleclef said on Jul 11, 2009....

    Been trying to rhyme with "Boinked"

    There's only one answer - "...He oinked."

  • diabolicdame said on Jul 12, 2009....

    mOOn.. I think its very brave of you to admit the reason.. and actually it sounds like a rather good summer! Not every 'boink' turns into something long term ofcourse but.. as long as you can enjoy it to the fullest when you're in it, you make it count I think.

  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 12, 2009....

    O

    and actually it sounds like a rather good summer!

    You can sayTHAT again!!!!!!

     

    Oh, also, I have been REJECTED...usually when I have a crush for no good reason other than she's a hottie and I'm a horny...

     

    O

  • diabolicdame said on Jul 13, 2009....
    LOL.. well thats not really a no good reason now.. sometimes its all the reason you need..
  • javadewd said on Jul 13, 2009....
    I love my wife till death do us part... It keeps me from having to keep track of statistics... And I like numbers!
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 13, 2009....
    O
     
    Okay then, java....I'll report to you from here on out and you can keep mine for me!
     
    In that case, diabo - wanna go out?????!!!!!!
     
    O
  • queenparanoid said on Jul 13, 2009....
    Cum to the Phils and get me BIG BOY! ( huge )
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 13, 2009....
    O
     
    In honor of the real queenparanoia, I'm blocking the interloper above. I suggest everyone do the same.
     
    O
  • desdemona said on Jul 13, 2009....

    wow mOON i'm stunned you were so prejudist at one point in life. why??? since aren;t you half n half?

  • diabolicdame said on Jul 14, 2009....
    mOOn.. lemme check and my schedule and get back to you..  :-P
  • mOOn_platOOn said on Jul 14, 2009....
    O
     
    des - you know, prejudice runs even among the population most oppressed. How black are you? Brown? Stick around. It was after I moved to D.C. in 1981 that I learned about degrees of prejudice. Social disadvantage to be "married black" back then, especially if you had so many white options. Sounds superficial, I know, and deep down I never bought into it. But my thinking at the time was also tainted by the fact that Teresa had two young sons and I wasn't quite ready for instant daddyhood.
     
    dia - Okay!
     
    O
  • gingersoul said on Jul 14, 2009....
    mOOnie.......instant daddyhood......great way of putting it....lol.....

    What you say about prejudices being deep rooted even among that portion of population that shouldn't be at all racist and closed mind is true.

    I think that doesn't exist a slice of the Power point diagram cake that is not tainted by prejudices...
  • Spazzmodius said on Jul 19, 2009....
    Statistically we should be able to deduce your perfect mate, an amalgam of these types refined into two people: a wife, and a mistress.
  • exhibit_c said on Jul 23, 2009....
    Your interesting history reminds me of a scene in "Four Weddings And A Funeral."

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