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I can't remember if I had mentioned that I did eventually end up at the office yesterday.  It was a rather interesting day in its own peculiar way.
 
First of all I arrive about two hours late and as I'm walking through to my office I hear no wisecracks about the boss being late again.
 
Then I arrive at my office and Tish simply looks up at me and smiles, then returns to her task at hand.
 
Once I actually arrive at my desk I notice that there are no piles of urgent messages, no I gotta have it yesterdays, nothing.  Only a cup of hot coffee, two sugars, heavy on the cream and a croissant. 
 
Puzzled I call for Tish and ask for an explanation.
 
"David stopped by earlier and informed us that henceforth and until further notice anything coming through for you gets transferred to him.  If it is something he can't handle he'll bounce it back.  So far nothing is bouncing."  That without so much as taking a breath.
 
As she was turning to go back to her desk she said, "Oh, there is one thing.  Just as you were coming through Daniel called.  He wants to have lunch today.  12:30.  He said you'll know where."
 
Well of course I'll know where. There's only a dozen or so places locally where I take lunch on occasion.  I'll just wander around town until I find the right place.
 
Not one to admit that I can't remember something as important as where Daniel might want to have lunch I had to run through all the places we have lunched together in the past and decide which one is that special place I should remember off the top of my head.  By noon I had sorted it all out and headed across town to the small cafe where he first told me he was going to marry Janet all those years ago.   I was not pleased then and I certainly wasn't pleased yesterday.  Why that old dump of all places.   But I was confident I had chosen correctly.
 
I walked in and there they were, all four of my brats sitting and gabbing away as though they hadn't seen each other since Monday or something.    It is not common for the gang to take lunch together during the week as their schedules tend to conflict.  My first thought was, "What now?"
 
When I took my seat David pulled an envelope from his pocket and handed it to me without a word.  Inside was a notice of intent to terminate, complete with all the usual review options.  Shit, I was being fired by my own damn family!  As I read it they all started to giggle.  I think the other patrons around us must have considered us all a bit daft.
 
Daniel then informed me that as of September first my services will no longer be required, he's coming back.  In the interim I was to go into the office when I chose and do whatever I desired with my time there.  David will handle the day to day and call on me only when there is an issue he's not equipped to handle.
 
It seems the old clan has conspired against me once again.  This time they have handed me my hearts desire.  To retire once and for all.  They had a restructuring plan all worked out and laid it all out for me as I sat there in total disbelief. 
 
David is leaving the accounting department and moving into the office next to mine. (Daniel's actually)  Beth is leaving the field to assume responsibilities as head of the design department and Cynthia is taking over the retail division.   Alan is moving up to the accounting office to replace David and Steven is taking over all field operations.  Quite a coup and I was powerless to object.  Not that I would have anyway, this is exactly what I have wanted for years.  The next generation takes control.   Now I have all the time I want to spend with the grand ones or whatever the hell else I want to do.
 
So here I sit with little to do.  David hasn't called with any urgent issues outside his purview and my phone simply doesn't ring.   What a beautiful day in the neighborhood!  I'm not too sure what I will do with my time for the next two months but it will be a supreme pleasure to find out.  I may even go out into the field from time to time to check up on some of the ongoing projects.  I haven't done that in years, I've been chained to this damnable desk.
 
I think I may frame the document handed to me at yesterday's lunch and hang it in my office at home.
 
soaring
 
 
 
 


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  • Hegemone said on Jul 02, 2009....
    Well I am so happy for you Soaring!  I remember mentioning that last post about the office and just not wanting to go in that I hoped things worked out so that you could do what you wanted and be free, and it looks as if everything worked out in the best possible way!
  • the_infernal_optimist said on Jul 02, 2009....
    This brought tears to my eyes, soaring. You are so loved! I bet that document would look very nice in a frame on the wall of your home office. ;-) How wonderful!

    ~Infernal
  • soaringraven said on Jul 02, 2009....
    heggie - Thanks.  Of course I had to be all stern and gruff, you know.  "Well if that's the way you want it.  I guess I really have no choice do I?"  of course inside my heart and stomach were playing leap tag.
     
    infernal - It is wonderful.    I can see it all now.  In a couple years I will tire of retirement and apply for some entry level position somewhere.  The interview will go something like this:
     
    Interviewer:  I see here that in your last position you only lasted about eight months.  Can you explain that?
     
    Me:  Well did you notice that prior to that I had held an executive position with the same company for nearly thirty years?
     
    Interviewer:  Well what I am concerned about here is your recent work history.  According to this you didn't work at all for nearly two years and when you went back you only lasted for eight months.  Now its been another two years.  Please explain the circumstances under which you were separated from your last position.
     
    Me:  Well, I guess it was largely due to excessive absenteeism, tardiness and overall lack  of productivity.  Now do I get the job or not?  If I stick around here much longer I'll miss my tee time at the club.
     
    Interviewer:  Well, we were really looking for someone a bit younger and by the looks of your resume you seem a bit overqualified for the position you are seeking.  Yada yada, crap and bullshit.
     
    Me: Yea well, see ya, have a nice day.  I'm off the links.
     
    soaring
     
     
  • gingersoul said on Jul 02, 2009....
    Soaring...i am smiling reading this post....:-)

    It speaks volume of how much you are appreciated and loved, even at work.

     
  • superbozo said on Jul 02, 2009....

    What a day....sounds like you have plenty of spare time now. Enjoy.

     

  • soaringraven said on Jul 04, 2009....
    ginger - Yeah, they are a conniving bunch though, my family that is.
     
    superbozo - Spare time to spare it seems.
     
    soaring
  • Alyss said on Jul 04, 2009....
    It sounds as though you are pleased and relieved, so congratulations!

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I demand to know how it got here so fast, lol....
A few things I'm struggling with....
....its starting to look like that is not in the stars for me....
i did it again...