hope i spelled it correctly.
i can't sit up long enough to type an explanation. but before i forget...
when the three of us get together you can count on poop. i somehow managed to step in dog poop. i thought maybe shel, who works at the animal shelter, had poop on her somewhere. i didn't want to tell her that she was stinky so when i found it on my shoe i about hyperventilated from laughing so hard!
and somone (not me this time) peeing ones pants. it was tam, laughing so hard after the restraunt manager yelled at us.
and getting banned from a mexican restraunt. yep. we weren't actually banned from the place. we were just yelled at by the manager. somehow we took that as being banned?! lol
and a new nickname "cooter". oh my, this was pretty funny. i called shel a cooter and tam (tipsy on margaritas and not really paying attention) turned around and said "who is that? have i ever met them?" thinking "cooter" was a person. i lost the entire drink of margarita i had just taken. it was awful, i had JUST taken a big gulp of margarita when she said that and i couldn't hold it in, i sprinklered margarita all over both of them. which made us laugh even harder.
and a guy i don't like so i took him down hard. tam didn't like him so by proxy i didn't like him. i told him off in front of a bunch of people. that's really not like me, i was really witchy that night.
and my best friend's boyfriend's house. where i rode the lawn mower all night. apparantly in my drunken state sitting on the lawn mower in the garage is the same as riding it?! hahahaha! i swear i didn't drunk-drive a lawn mower!!! i can't believe i typed that i "rode" the lawn mower.
have to go to bed, as i'm typing htis with one eye, laughing all the way a nd hoping not to throw up when i find a palce to lay my head :) i did NOT throw up :) however, i WAS completely embarassed when i read this from the sober side! sheeesh! it was even better when i found the pictures on my camera from that night! doh! and there is MORE that happened that i didn't put on this blog...i might have to write a part 2.
