last night while waiting for a friend to come online i ended up striking a strange conversation with someone on religion...well i am not overtly fond of religion, apart from a knowledge and cynical interest basics...hey i believe in god, in fact i have a better relationship with him/her than i apparently had with my shrink, and yeah without exchanging any dough also, i just don't believe in any religious god...i pray to all of them, you never know who might be in a good mood and free... :-)
my belief for religion is a simple one...religion is just a game of numbers and idiots...well number because every religion basically survives on "safety in numbers", and that's why no religion will ever legalize homosexuality, cause it doesn't increase the numbers...and idiots because you have to be an idiot to believe in something with any questions...
so here i am to bitch about religions...not just others, mine too :-) ...i am such a socialist :-) ...and yeah this is all the consequence of too much 'jesusandmo'-ing...and yeah there also one sane reason for it...off course there has to be a reason, i am not mentally unhinged, or rather not mentally unhinged most of the time...well religions are into black or white, either you are a real good person can go to heaven, or a bad person and get tortured in your version of hell...hey what happened to halfway-houses?? minimum security prisons with TV and laptops and personal space for us lowly sinners and just an hour or two being tortured for our sins...
Christianity...what a bunch of crap...i got tortured to a convent school for 12 years so i know best...Jesus was born to a virgin, yeah real new words of illegitimacy...not that i have anything against illegitimacy but the Papal certainly does...well he walked on water, its trick photography, you just cant see the water skis...i watched stigmata (the crappy movie) so i kinda know what happened to the poor child of God...and then resurrection, in modern times we call them ghosts and zombies :-) ...poor guy couldn't have a personal life, cause he was a child of God, thus you cant have Godly DNA floating around in the masses, so as far as mythology goes the guy wasn't into chicks...yeah imagine God's DNA floating around, they mite have made the DNA-ites "creme de la creme" of the human race, and then there would have been those major expectations from those poor people...Judas betrayed Jesus and committed suicide from the guilt...yeah i bet without being betrayed, Jesus would have reached his epic proportions...**snicker snicker**...
lets not go into Islam...altogether...i got two Muslim friends who are apparently overt believers...yeah i know all kinds...anyways just one thingy about Islam that i got to know recently...after death you just walk on and walk on a really thin road and walk until kingdom come...OMG wasn't dying bad enough, now you have to walk also, so if you a religious Muslim just make sure you are not lazy, obese or impatient...thank god i am not a Muslim, i would probably die a lot of times with the suspense (got some emotional issues with curiosity)...
now my religion...i am a Hindu...sadly i got too much fodder here, too much, this might just turn into several pages...well most religions look down at pagan worshiping, but we are so so into it...Hinduism usually reminds me of C.S.Lewis The Magician Nephew...the time when Aslan is handing out gifts to the creatures...yeah some Hindu high priest looks at a river and thinks "provides clean water,-so now you are the River Goddess", looks at the Sun "provide warmth, light--Sun God", and it so goes now...**snicker snicker**...i watch Hollywood movies and think of Hinduism...yeah Hollywood you just created X-Men...Wolverine might be good looking, but Ganesha has been around for centuries and he's two massive ears and a truck also...i can go on and on, on this topic but i don't think that's wise...
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P.S.->if you a religious fanatic, do try and leave me alone...because i look at all religions with disdain, not just your...and in China that's a form of government (disdain)...and yeah if i am wrong somewhere, sorry...



