we are all familiar with the famous saying "the child is father to the man" by that brilliant philosopher ivan putski. in this case we have to change it to "the child is mother to the woman".
we can trace this particular woman's intellectual development back to early childhood. back to the age of one. her first notable political declamation was "a ditten says da da doo doo doo".
what can we learn from these words? more importantly, what can we infer from these seminal sounds?
let me begin by pointing out to you a fact so obvious that it may be missed. a ditten does not say da da doo doo doo. a woosta says da da doo doo doo.
and what is a woosta but a male ditten? i ask you. and here, the male of the species is silenced, in a sense, in a manner of speaking, ipso facto, quid pro quo, etc.
so in this child's private world, it is the ditten that says da da doo doo doo, not the woosta. a lesbian in the bud.
and what is the ditten inferring by its, shall we say, didactic, emphatic, rabble rousing da da doo doo doo? Is it not inferring that da da is connected to doo doo? need i say more? i think not.
lfbno7 posted on Jun 30, 2009
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pickersplock said on Jun 30, 2009....
Funny....I always thought the ditten said eeewww or eeeoww. -
superbozo said on Jun 30, 2009....
Have lesbians evolved??? -
gingersoul said on Jun 30, 2009....
Super.......take it easy, man....lol...
Btw, Lenny....seminal sounds are lovely.....and you forgot "do ut des", in manner of speaking......;-p.
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UnicornForm said on Jun 30, 2009....
How cute! -
diabolicdame said on Jun 30, 2009....
I'm completely lost! lol!! What the heck is da and doo?? Nevermind.. ignorance is bliss! hehe.. :-) -
lfbno7 said on Jun 30, 2009....
oh diabolic dame, it means a chicken says cock a doodle doo in baby talk. no, pickly, my first reaction was kitten too, but then when i understood the cock a doodle doo context i decided otherwise. super, lesbians evolved from the ape, physically at least, although their souls were created by god knows who, if not god itself. uni, yeah, sure is cute. ginger soul, are you related to the japanese restaurant down the block ginger sushi? -
gingersoul said on Jun 30, 2009....
Lenny....uhmm...not exactly a Japanese one, but an Asian restaurant for sure ....;-p -
diabolicdame said on Jun 30, 2009....
Ohhh.. wow it suddenly makes sense! lol! -
Hegemone said on Jun 30, 2009....
I'm a little lost ... but amused none the less, lol. -
RollingC said on Jun 30, 2009....
As usual I'm lost and in the State of Confusion...Rc -
lfbno7 said on Jun 30, 2009....
well i was reading my diary from the 70s and i read that a certain infant said "a ditten says da da doo doo doo". i thought that was cute enough to write down. my first reaction was that she was talking about a kitten, but then i realized that da da doo doo doo was her way of saying cock a doodle doo, and that it wasn't a kitten, it was a chicken. fast forward to years later when this baby was all grown up and had lots of lesbian activist type literature in her house. so i drew a connection from what she said as a baby to her becoming a lesbian activist. and btw, ivan putski was a pro wrestler, not a brilliant philosopher, an inside joke to anyone who remembers that big goof. -
ellamae14 said on Jul 02, 2009....
I second the motion - ignorance is bliss. I thought I'd find something here, but now i'm to find out from angela -my 3 yr-old niece if she can make sense of da da doo doo doo. else i'll go crazy like lfbno7. this is cute. hehe.
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RollingC said on Jul 02, 2009....
Well I distinctly remember that baby talk is a whole other language. As we get older most of us lose or forget how to interpret that. My parents used me as a little interpreter of baby talk when I was little. I could still understand baby talk up until I was around 7 or 8. Friends would come over (or we'd go visiting) and their baby would come up and start uttering these nonsense ga ga do do phrases and after a moment of them trying to understand what the baby was saying I'd come up and say that the kid wants a glass of orange juice or whatever. About 90% of the time I was right on the money.
As time went on I forgot or lost the ability to do that.
Rc
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lfbno7 said on Jul 02, 2009....
i bought a baby to adult dictionary. here are some samples of what the little tykes are trying to tell us. "ga ga" means "shut your fuckin trap you goddamn motherfucking piece of shit". "bb bb bbb" means "feed me now ya lazy good for nothin fuckin goddamn piece of shit".
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