the little bug was relaxing on the bathroom sink. i quickly smashed the bottom of my fist on it. but it flew away. i was wondering, maybe i should have tried to communicate with it telepathically. maybe i should have taken my time, sent thoughts of acceptance and safety to it first, like hi buggie, i will not smash you with my fist, just relax and enjoy the evening. and then when i had it fooled, i'd smash the little thing and it wouldn't fly away so fast.
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pickersplock said on Jun 30, 2009....
Or maybe you could have asked it to bring you Susannah Hoffs! -
superbozo said on Jun 30, 2009....
I'm still trying to get them with chop sticks. -
Lucytorial said on Jun 30, 2009....
I just don't get it, you suck! bugs are beautiful. If you killed all the you killed all the bugs in the world you and every other human would die out. We need bugs.. bugs need us stand up and repeat after me:Bug be thy neighbour, rest your wings upon my butter, leave your dirty droppings on me meat and let me breath you up thy nostril for I shall always protect you.LOL -
lfbno7 said on Jun 30, 2009....
ah so! in japan i am rainy san. that is how lennie is said in japan. lucy i'm tired i dont wanna stand up, and you are welcome to all the bugs i know. i'd like to kill all the mosquitoes in the world. do you know what is the most dangerous animal to humans? no, not lion, not hippo, not goose, not bear, none of those terrifying creatures, it is the mosquito. pickkkkkkles, i am no closer to enslaving my poor susanna hoffs than i am to enslaving you. pity. -
Hegemone said on Jun 30, 2009....
Hmmm, you might even have been able to reason with it straight out the front door. Lol. -
fragglesrock said on Jun 30, 2009....
hmmm....isn't that how the government does it too? -
UnicornForm said on Jun 30, 2009....
Bug be thy neighbour, rest your wings upon my butter, leave your dirty droppings on me meat and let me breath you up thy nostril for I shall always protect you.i catch them and put them outside. telepathy is good for wood animals!haha frags, yea it is -
lfbno7 said on Jun 30, 2009....
i mush them at every opportunity if inside the house. can't do the chopstick trick though. i bash em and clap em. i flatten em with a book. say chopstick trick five times fast. -
Lucytorial said on Jul 01, 2009....
yes but moscqitos won't kill you if you don't breed them in yor house.
The deadliest thing to human beings today is other human beings.
I'll take your bugs and raise 10!!! thousand million.
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