Warning, this blog is pretty crude and possibly vulgar and probably hilarious. If you continue to read on, well, you've been warned that while some may find it funny, others may not.
A blurb about my dad. I've come to realize, if I'm in the bathroom to do anything else but peeing he seems to have this homing beacon and HAS to come say SOMETHING to me. Today I'm on the crapper, well, crappin' and he says 'You know you're missing a really good storm.' as if I should feel bad for crapping instead. God help me if I just happen to need to make a bowel movement at the wrong damn time. Excuse me, I'd much rather take a crap then go outside, get wet and get rain in my eyes trying to look up at clouds. What the hell is wrong with you? I know how I can solve this, from now on I'll just go outside during the storm and take a dump in the middle of the yard. Hey, it's raining, it'll wash it away, it'll wash myself AND I'll get to see the fuckin' storm. Geez, some people just don't have a clue!
Hegemone posted on Jun 22, 2009
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lfbno7 said on Jun 22, 2009....
well hurry up, you're missing a really good storm out here. -
simplyconfused said on Jun 22, 2009....
lmfao =pOh My God. ha ha ha ha =p -
RollingC said on Jun 22, 2009....
Boy...some people just don't appreciate Mother Nature...Rc -
Me-Myself&I said on Jun 23, 2009....
are you trying to tell all of us that you are full of shit!? huh..lol.... good morning! hope you have a good day. ~see ya -
superbozo said on Jun 23, 2009....
Well you know it doesn't storm everyday...and you crap what 3 times a day would it have hurt ya to hold it in a while :)
**hands over some extra soft toilet paper**
Here this will make you feel betterer
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beyondtheveil said on Jun 23, 2009....
I much prefer pooping undisturbed also.
Even if there's an earthquake. I'll view the damage afterwards.
Poop deserves much more respect than it gets.
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UnicornForm said on Jun 23, 2009....
haha not crude. But i agree with beyond, its soppossed to be peaceful. :p -
Battycat said on Jun 23, 2009....
Well yes, it is best done without an audience, even if it's on the other side of the door :) -
MysticSlave said on Jun 23, 2009....
ROFL good one! Ask any single mom with a clingy kid and you'll get some sympathy on this one. -
bluegum said on Jun 23, 2009....
Well just make some horrible painful sounds when you get those rude interruptions ,and say it must be something i cooked i hope you don't get it too.blue -
SlickNick said on Jun 23, 2009....
ROFL!!! -
Hegemone said on Jun 23, 2009....
lfb - My gosh I almost missed it all!
Simply - Lol, glad you enjoyed.
RC - Hey, I was appreciating her plenty. I didn't ignore her call!
MMI - Nope, lol, see I'm the opposite, I emptied all of the shit instead of remaining full of it! :-D That, I suppose was the problem, lol.
Bozo - Good points ... buuuuut .... yes, I'll be needing that TP now, thank you ... I think I'm gonna go try to miss another storm! ;-)
Beyond - I know right?! It is SO underrated.
UF - It is, and for some reason I never get to just have a peaceful crap! What is wrong with this world? Lol.
Batty - That's true. I mean, I can handle a four legged audience, when living in a house full of pets that nearly unavoidable, lol ... but a two legged audience? I'll pass.
Mystic - True, which is why that's another thing I dread when I get around to having kids ... not only will my kid by trying to paw their way in at me, my dad will be next in line! Lol.
Blue - Good idea! My favorite was spouting off, after already informing him that I was doing my duty, 'Wait, what the hell is that?'. He was so confused with the statement that he walked away, lol. Oh, and no ... there wasn't anything ... but it sure would be hilarious to hear from the other side I imagine.
Nick - Lol, glad you enjoyed.
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queenparanoia said on Jun 23, 2009....
bwahahhahahahahahahha!!! dont you lock your bathroom when you do the number 2? -
Hegemone said on Jun 24, 2009....
Queenie - Yes, lol, I do ... but the cats slip in before I can get it closed and then fight me on the way back out. My dad has no problem standing right outside the bathroom door and talking to me though. Makes me wish I could make one of those horrendous number 2 sounds at that point, lol, if ya know what I mean.
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