Love is - Bo Burnham .. SEARCH HIM UP ON YOUTUBE HE'S GREAT! =]
Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans (genes).
I need you like new orleans needs a drought.
Like Hitler's father needed to learn to pull out.
And I want you like a lawyer/mathematician wants some kind of proof.
And I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof.
Because love is taking a dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool.
And love is real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool.
And love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out that theyre all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he cant complain cause he was hungry in the first place.
Because I love you like dora loves maps.
Like the popes toilet loves holy craps.
I need you like a voyeur needs a branch.
Like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of neverland ranch.
And i want you like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never want to conform.
And i want you like anne frank wanted,
nobody to read her fucking diary...cause a diary's a collection of secret things that no one is suppose to read thats the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by nazis kick her while she's down.
And if we met in 10,000bc i was your caveman youz my cave lady.
If we got hot we'd start rubbing.
If we got hungry we'd go clubbing.
There's wooly mammoths but i will protect us.
You're making me devolve to a homo-erectus.
And if we met in 1780,
I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark-skinned servant lady.
slave...
Whenever i could get away from the misses,
I'll go to your shed and then i'll steal you kisses.
But let's be serious i'd still work you full time as a slave.
There's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socio-economic trends.
And if we met in 1941,
I was a nazi and youz a gypsy on teh run..... a little redundant.
That...probably wouldnt've worked out.
Because love is your favorite food for every breakfest, lunch and dinner.
And love is the holocaust if you dont die quick adn you dont get thinner.
And love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you dont want to reduce them at all cause if the rape rate declines youll see an equal decline in whistle sales....
without rapists whos gonna buy your whistles
love is all about whistles...
I need you like a voyeur needs a branch.
Like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of neverland ranch.
And i want you like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never want to conform.
And i want you like anne frank wanted,
nobody to read her fucking diary...cause a diary's a collection of secret things that no one is suppose to read thats the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by nazis kick her while she's down.
And if we met in 10,000bc i was your caveman youz my cave lady.
If we got hot we'd start rubbing.
If we got hungry we'd go clubbing.
There's wooly mammoths but i will protect us.
You're making me devolve to a homo-erectus.
And if we met in 1780,
I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark-skinned servant lady.
slave...
Whenever i could get away from the misses,
I'll go to your shed and then i'll steal you kisses.
But let's be serious i'd still work you full time as a slave.
There's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socio-economic trends.
And if we met in 1941,
I was a nazi and youz a gypsy on teh run..... a little redundant.
That...probably wouldnt've worked out.
Because love is your favorite food for every breakfest, lunch and dinner.
And love is the holocaust if you dont die quick adn you dont get thinner.
And love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you dont want to reduce them at all cause if the rape rate declines youll see an equal decline in whistle sales....
without rapists whos gonna buy your whistles
love is all about whistles...
