A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
large, beautiful
parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said
$50.00. "Why so
little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
tell you first that
this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution,
and sometimes it
says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to
have the bird
anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her
living room and
waited for it to say something. The bird looked
around the room, then
at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman
was a bit
shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's
really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw and
said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
began to laugh
about the situation considering how and where the
parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home
from work. The bird
looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
balasingam posted on Sep 11, 2006
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Comments
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mr_right14 said on Sep 11, 2006....
Hahaha!
Nice Parrot!
Mr_RiGhT
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celestialstar03 said on Sep 11, 2006....
There was a parrot in Maine, the owners left it at home while they went on vacation. A man broke into thier home and kept hearing funny noises once he got inside. The parrot opened it's cage and flew up behind him and said "Jesus is watching you." The man turned frightened, then realizing it was a bird, went up the stairs to the master bedroom. The parrot again followed and repeated "Jesus is watching you." The man sarcastically said "oh really what is Jesus going to do?" Then the family's Doberman came up and bit him in the rear. The parrot and stepped back and said "I told you Jesus was watching you."
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celestialstar03 said on Sep 11, 2006....
There was a parrot in Maine, the owners left it at home while they went on vacation. A man broke into thier home and kept hearing funny noises once he got inside. The parrot opened it's cage and flew up behind him and said "Jesus is watching you." The man turned frightened, then realizing it was a bird, went up the stairs to the master bedroom. The parrot again followed and repeated "Jesus is watching you." The man sarcastically said "oh really what is Jesus going to do?" Then the family's Doberman came up and bit him in the rear. The parrot and stepped back and said "I told you Jesus was watching you."
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