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All right, so he was home when I got here.  He's been home since 9am apparently.  Did he do anything by way of making the bed, straightening up, etc?  Of course not.  Luckily I had a sudden rush of energy when I got home and I went ahead and did the things I needed to do.  Now all that's left is going to get cigarettes and relaxing for the rest of the day.  I think I can handle that.

One other thing I forgot to mention earlier, what is wrong with people and driving/parking/etc.?  For the last week to two weeks some asshole in a HUGE van has been parking either where I usually park or next to it.  Now, it does peeve me when they park in my spot, but it peeves me worse when they park next to me CROOKED.  If you can't park your big fat ass van straight, don't park so you block off another parking space, park further down and out of the damn way.  ARGH it annoys me.  Also, SLOW drivers.  Excessively slow I mean.  Don't drive if you feel the need to drive twenty below the speed limit.  That drives me nuts.

Something else I thought of last night, I wish they'd come up with a day where everything is free.  However, there would have to be limitations of course, to prevent rioting.  For instance, for general merchandise, if you already have one that there's nothing wrong with, you don't get to buy another.  If you can prove it's flawed then you can get a new one but you MUST dispose of the old one.  Then with food, there would have to be limits on certain things, which would be adjusted according to either recipes or number of members in your household, depending on the item.  So you couldn't go into a store and buy 30 cases of beer just because you wanted to.  That would be so awesome.  I know, it's not at all realistic, but it would sure in the shit be nice, wouldn't it?

All right, I guess I better get this show on the road.  I need to reconfigure the checkbook so that it registers that I have enough money in the account for cigarettes, since I'm going to hold on to a check I've already written, instead of mailing it off.  Then we have to go get gas and get the cigarettes, then I won't have to worry about much else this week.

Off I go ...


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  • uniquely-ironic said on Jun 15, 2009....
    I "love" it when someone parks so fricken close to the line in a parking slot that you can't open your car door.  I wish I didn't care enough so that I'd just swing my door open and ding the shit out of their car.
     
    Oh, and men, with few exceptions, don't really get the whole "cleaning" concept unless they think guests are coming over.  Guests they care to impress.
  • fragglesrock said on Jun 15, 2009....
    i think that people that take two parking spots for one vehicle are major type-a (as in asshole) personality with a huge inflated ego of themselves.
  • Hegemone said on Jun 15, 2009....
    Uni - Yes, there was one time though, that I stopped giving a crap and I did let my door fly ... it only took me about ten minutes to really let sink in what I'd done and I was Speed Shopper, just wanting to get the hell out of there before I got caught, lol.

    Frags - Yeah, I agree with you.  I mean, that's what I can't help but wonder ... where do they get off thinking that it's OK for them to hog up two spaces?  Wait til some real psycho with a POS gets pissy and just crams their car in there because they don't care if it gets dented.  Then what'll they do?!
  • superbozo said on Jun 15, 2009....
    Don't get me started on the type of tools who take up 2 parking spaces. They don't want their precious piece of metal to get scratched and justify screwing everyone else. Makes me wanna key their stupid car. Then you have people like this
     
     

     
     
     
  • RollingC said on Jun 15, 2009....
    How about instead of having one day where things are free....have one day that fools are not allowed to drive...better make that one week....at least.
  • lfbno7 said on Jun 15, 2009....
    I'm second in line, the guy in front of me doesn't have any turn signals on. The light turns green, the guy doesn't go. Cars are coming from the other direction now. I wait a few seconds, then think maybe the guy is asleep so I give him a honk. He honks me back. Then he puts his left blinker on. Okay this is war.

    I honk his ass right back. He honks my ass right back and gives me the finger. Hey I got fingers too. I go around him on the right, and as I pass him by, I honk his ass some more and give him the finger. We trade a few more honks and fingers, and then he makes his left turn and I'm long gone.
  • Hegemone said on Jun 16, 2009....
    Bozo - Oh my god ... what the fuck is WRONG with that woman?  She must have been mentally handicapped to have THAT much trouble parking.  Idiots who cannot drive ... oh ... *mumbles & shivers*

    RC - One month RC, one MONTH!  Lol.  Then we'd at least be able to have time to figure out where the problem lies and come up with a solution before we have to let them drive again!

    Lfb - What a jackass.  I hate people who will not turn their blinker on and then have the audacity to get pissy at you when you give a beep to more or less find out what the hell is going on.  It's a good thing I'm not made of money and don't drive a vehicle I completely don't care about, because I know in the past, my first instinct is to rear end them as hard as I can ... sometimes with a running start if I have the room to back up.   Now that would be hilarious, lol, actually ... go ahead, picture it ... pissed off driver backs up and rear ends an asshole vehicle as hard as they can and there are no injuries.  Comical.  Thank you sir, you've inspired my laugh for the day.
  • javadewd said on Jun 17, 2009....
    Nothing a set of car keys firmly pressed against a paint job couldn't fix...
  • Hegemone said on Jun 17, 2009....
    Java - That or my car door slammed into it as I leave.  :-D
  • javadewd said on Jun 17, 2009....
    Did that once, too. I like my paint, though...
  • Hegemone said on Jun 17, 2009....
    Meh, my car's not the newest by far, and actually has withstood it happening before, so, lol.

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