People of all faiths, and those that don't got none : Four religious truths -
1) Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the messiah.
3) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of Christianity.
4) Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or strip clubs.
beyondtheveil posted on Jun 15, 2009
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Hegemone said on Jun 15, 2009....
Lol, good one. -
diabolicdame said on Jun 15, 2009....
LOL at the last one.. :-D -
the_infernal_optimist said on Jun 15, 2009....
[dies laughing] -- but only because it's true! I was raised Baptist (it is not the faith I currently adhere to) and there's truth in it! :-D
~Infernal
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gingersoul said on Jun 15, 2009....
Beybey.......my ex and his BimboWife are both Baptist and they are "trying" to raise my daugher like them.....Battle already lost, anyway ...she is way too smart to fall in that gigantic crap....and with my help i am pretty sure she is safe for years to come ......LOL...Last "pearl" of BimboWife is this one: she told my daughter that the Apocalypse is close because of the new mark of the Evil...Listen up, you sinner...lol......according to BW, the new 666 are the microchips that are going to be implanted under our skin when we go to the hospital ...she said she is torn between saving my daughter's body in case she would fall sick or saving her soul....she said she would save her soul....My daughter is still laughing ....and i am still snorting .....LOL.. -
uniquely-ironic said on Jun 15, 2009....
LOL okay, that one was good! ;) -
doortoinsanity said on Jun 15, 2009....
Funny and true!
:-))
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fragglesrock said on Jun 15, 2009....
#4 is hilarious! -
MissMimi said on Jun 15, 2009....
yep. The most pervy "dirty old man" (said with some fondness) I ever knew is a good Southern Baptist boy. LOL -
lfbno7 said on Jun 15, 2009....
that got a laugh out of me -
one_wired_kitty said on Jun 15, 2009....
LOL -
beyondtheveil said on Jun 15, 2009....
My first Christian experience was as a Baptist. At a very young age I walked out of there never to return. I became a Presbyterian because of a couple of best friends.
I think Presbyterians don't recognize each other at fun places either.
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superbozo said on Jun 15, 2009....
I used to be a bouncer at a strip club. It never ceased to amaze me who would turn up and spend the most money lol. -
RollingC said on Jun 15, 2009....
:^) -
travelr712 said on Jun 15, 2009....
very funny :-) -
Lioness said on Jun 15, 2009....
bwahaha! I#4 is funniest though. :p -
GrapeKoolaid said on Jun 15, 2009....
Good stuff... :)
Catholics get drunk and high five each other at a strip club?
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hotaka said on Jun 15, 2009....
Spot on!
ha! I didn't expect that. Thanks for the burst of laughed that provoked!
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ann013 said on Jun 15, 2009....
do u want branded handbags,watches,jewelry and shoes?
a good online store
high quality, reasonable price
worth to have a look
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queenparanoia said on Jun 16, 2009....
bwahhahahaha the last one was so unexpected!!! ;-) -
Nilaa said on Jul 12, 2009....
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