I just wanna go camping OMFG. I wanna run away to the private campground we belong to and just stay there for a few days in the middle of the damn week to get away from people. Just wanna head to the lake a short walk from our motorhome with a pole, some nightcrawlers and a 6-pack of beer .... park my fat ass in a lawn chair and cast a line .... forget I have a job ... forget the retarded customers who take forever to place a fucking order after asking "Can we get a minute?" .... TAKE A MINUTE .... ONE ... It doesn't take 5 minutes to figure out wtf you want.
No - we DON'T have the 2-big-macs-for-$3 anymore. We haven't for almost 6 months now.
"You don't have it anymore?"
Dude - I JUST told you we haven't had it for 6 months now. Pay attention. I know it's hard for you but please try.
"Does this mean I can't get the 2 quarter pounders for $3 either?"
Uh - NO. It was a mix-and-match thing. If we dont have one - we probably don't have the other.
WHY?? WHY must they ask stupid fucking questions?! I'm starting to think I died a long time ago and this is my eternal punishment.
OMG ... We're supposed to push the McCafe drinks (mochas, lattes and whathaveyou) ... I asked one customer - like I do everyone else - "Would you like to try and iced latte today?" ... she then replied yes ... so I asked her if she wanted it with whole milk or nonfat ... she then asked me what the difference is.
Uh - you seriously can't tell? You really can't figure out the difference between whole and nonfat? One has all the everything in it ... the other doesn't. One has all the fat and calories and shit ... the nonfat doesn't.
Think about it for a minute.
