Had a few (ok maybe more than a few) glass's of wine, a nice south african red with a little bite, but no bark, so anyway, i offer a glass to the crazy welfare niegbour (dont ask why, guess i just am too nice for my own good) so anyway's once she finds out it is from south africa i start getting the whole aparthied lecture (another post altogether) so in her honor a few oooohhh so political incorrect jokes
1. i went to a hamas birthday party yesterday, they sure play music during musical chairs, but boy does it pick up when it is time to play pass the package,
2, i was walking down the street the other day and there was this iranian guy shaking his carpet of the balcony, i yelled up, hey adbul, whats wrong wont it start,
3, a friend of mine asked me if i was racist, i replied hell no, racism is a crime, crime is for black people,
4, an irishman and a englishman are walking down a country road, they see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence, the irishman runs up, drops his pants and has his way with the sheep, when he finish's he turns to the englishman and says"now it;s your turn" so the englishman sticks his head in the fence,
5. how do you save an american from drowning, take your foot of his head,
6. an irishman, an englishman and a american are on a plane, the pilot says it will crash unless they lighten the load, so the american yells remember the alamo and jumps out, the pilot says not enough so the irishman yells up the rep[ublic and chucks out the englishman,
7. whats the difference between an austrialian and a wombat, one is a small smelly, beady eyed thing, the other is an endangered mammal
so sorry if i missed anyone, if you feel left out, let me know and i will add you as well, now without further delay back to the wine, btw it is called aniston bay if anyone is interested, quite reasonabley priced at 77.00 a bottle
hahahahashaa got ya, only 13.00 a bottle
Cussane
