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In Oxford. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5427512/600ft-jellyfish-crop-circle-found-in-Oxfordshire-field.html
 
I remember last year a 110 feet crop circle being found in Wiltshire (and I'm from Dorset, so that's like 50 miles away), being discussed as the most intricate image EVER, a coded 10 digit image.
 
But that's nothing new.
 
I live in a seaside town, thats full of pretention and resturants, and behind the town is hundreds of miles of British countryside. Flat fields of rapeseed, corn and other crops. And Stonehenge is about 30 miles away from me. Theres quite a bit of druid history locally, I used to live in a town where 13 lay lines meet.
 
Every summer, we get crop circles. A few make the papers. And a 600ft one was found this week.
 
Nobody saw a UFO, nothing was taken, no sightings of little green men, no tracks leading from the circle.
 
Seriously, if they were made by a spaceship why was nothing touched by the circle? Why no footprints? And why the hell did anybody not notice a spaceship making a 600ft jellyfish in a field?!
 
My theory is much eerier and more sinister.
 
Crop-circle theorists are making them.
 
Think about it, 'croppies' probably are in their late 30s and live with their parents. All they do is hang round with other croppies and watch star-trek. But when a 600ft crop cirlce is found, people pay attention to them. Its their fifteen minutes. They might even go on TV!!
 
My theory, which probably isn't correct, is that each circle is made by a group of croppies who want their fifteen minutes, but each group of croppies won't admit what they've been doing to other croppies, because they all believe the other croppies are finding UFO evidence. We know that nerds can make crop circles, a few years ago a massive hoax was uncovered and admitted to. Once even someone made a Richard and Judy for a laugh (this wasn't claimed by a circle maker) http://forgetomori.com/2008/skepticism/crop-circle-marketing/
 
I just like to think that using Occams Razor - the simplest explaination is ususally correct - mine is a simpler theory than aliens are trying to communicate, or lightning, or some paranormal phenomenon. 


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  • diabolicdame said on Jun 11, 2009....
    I agree with your theory.. my thoughts exactly. Its much more likely that people are doing this rather than aliens!
  • superbozo said on Jun 11, 2009....
    Definately a Hoax. Me and a few mates made one once after I read a book called Round in Circles by Jim Schnabel. It never made the news unfortunately. In fact I'm not sure anyone noticed it at all. We used the method mentioned in the book of a 5ft plank and a 3 foot plank with rope attached.
    We made 1 big circle 10ft in diamter in a clockwise manner and 4 smaller 6ft circles at North, South, East and West of the main circle in a counter clockwise circle. You use exsisting tractor pathways to make your way to a point and then start from there. We went back and checked our handy work the next morning. It looked great.
     
    Heres a Link. Scroll down to hoaxes and you'll see that people have been admitting to making circles for years. In one instance a farmer near stonehenge set up a booth and charged tourists. He made 30k in just a few weeks.
  • diabolicdame said on Jun 11, 2009....
    30k in a few weeks.. thats not bad at all.. lol.. smart farmer!
  • superbozo said on Jun 11, 2009....
    lol yep. What amazes me is that dispite so many people admiting to making circles that the press and UFO types still insist some are real. :)
  • seer said on Jun 12, 2009....
    :) people like to believe in things....
     
    I have heard about this plank method, I think I heard about it in the early 1990s, and I've heard a few crop circles getting claimed.
     
    I have a new part to add to my theory - some of these are so accurate they are probably computer generated. I think its a little more complex than 'six paces north, make circle' and so on - why not use GPS?
     
    Aliens, UFOs, ghosts, monsters, etc - all great interests of mine. I love trying to see the hoax behind the myth. I love watching alien films on youtube and stuff just to marvel at the time and energy people put into these things, like the famous american 'peeping tom alien'.
     
    I think I might start calling crop circles 'rural graffiti'
  • diabolicdame said on Jun 12, 2009....
    rural graffiti.. love it!!!  :-)
  • superbozo said on Jun 12, 2009....
    lol...in the book mentioned I mentioned they also tell how to make the more complicated insectoid patterns and how people design the circles first by drawing them and then using ropes and surveyors tape to measure and mark out your pattern bit by bit. I was talking to a few friends today about it and we're talking about doing a complicated one for a laugh.
     
    If you can get that book it is a funny read. The author even did his own elaborate circles using a lawn roller and watched with amuzement as scientists said there was no way the circles were manmade.....lmao
     
    Me and my friends want to do it just to see if we can get the same sort of reaction just once :) There seems to be quite a few how to vids on you tube lmao
  • seer said on Jun 12, 2009....
    Hehe wouldn't mind coming along to that!!
  • seer said on Jun 12, 2009....
    Do you have pictures of the one you made?
  • superbozo said on Jun 12, 2009....
    No unfortunately no pics. I did it just before coming to Australia in 95. We did take pics but god knows where they have ended up. I think we have a real chance of getting our crop circle at least on the local network here in Central Queensland. I don't think they have ever had one here lol. However we have to wait for a while as it's winter here. As soon as the crops are big enough 3 of us definately intend on giving it ago. I doubt it'll be 600 ft long but we are thinking big. Shame your in the UK you would have been most welcome. I'll let you know when we do it though and take pics and maybe even take a nightsight camera with us. It'll make a great blog, even better if it gets on the news :)
  • seer said on Jun 13, 2009....
    Yeah. But keep your identity secret, as its probably illegal to damage crops. And watch out for farmers, they're not like real people! Once I was shagging a young lady in the woods (we were 16 and lived with parents), one minute I was going hell for leather the next I had a shotgun aimed at my back!!
  • simplyconfused said on Jun 14, 2009....
    damn croppies. 

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