• beyondtheveil said on Jun 10, 2009....

  We don't have people like that in the United States.
  
  
  (darn, another idiot)
  

• Hegemone said on Jun 10, 2009....

  Uh, wow ... sounds like you've become a tool magnet Bozo.  When did this happen?  I'd have laughed about Idiot # 2 rear ending Idiot #1 also, serves his ass right!  

• uniquely-ironic said on Jun 10, 2009....

  God must love fools, he made so many of them. ;)  Sorry you're surrounded by the "loved ones".

• Lucytorial said on Jun 10, 2009....

  ROFLMAO ~ Yup! I too am surrounded by fucking idiots!
   
  1. Driver (I work for a coach company) takes cash payments all the time, knows the price.  Asks over radio continually "base how much do I charge" MORON same as usual you fucking itiot!
   
  2. Answers phone " yadda yadda Coach company how can I help" - ' do you do coach transfers' NO FUCKING IDIOT we transport fuck whits! I won't go on.

• travelr712 said on Jun 10, 2009....

  that's pretty generous of you sb, since you're one of the people jd called a tool.
   
  since i spend allot of time at home, i don't have to run into tools like that very often. but there was one in my monday night lab.
   
  the instructor gave me a router to configure. i start reading the lab instructions, hook the router up, start to do the routine. tool says 'don't you know how to configure a router?' (not in a nice way). after 10 more comments like this from tool, with no helpful input at all, i get that part of the lab working. on to part two. tool starts saying 'jesus, we'll be here all night!' someone says to tool 'you wanna do it?' tool says 'yes'. i say 'please do', stand up and move. tool sits. tool fucks around and fucks around, takes more than twice as long as i did, blames the computer, the nic card, the router, and still can't make it work. instructor tells us to move on.
   
  tool!

• superbozo said on Jun 10, 2009....

  Hi Beyond.....I'm still wiping coffee off my keyboard thanks to that comment :) What kind of idiot spits coffee at his own computer....go figure

  Hi Hege.....I've always attracted em. Thats the second accident I've seen this year because of idiot/idiots. Heres the other.

  Hi Uni....."Loved ones" hehehe Let me tell you where he can stick them....lol

  Hi Lucy.....They're everywhere. I'm locking myself away today to avoid them.

  Hi Trav.....I'm a generous guy didn't you notice :) ....lol I hope you let the tool know how much of a tool he is.

• travelr712 said on Jun 10, 2009....

  yeah, i noticed sb, that's why i like you better than i like him :-D
   
  i'm waiting for an opportunity like the instructor tries to put us together in a group. then i can say 'sir, respectfully (he's retired military), i am 47 years old, in my 3rd career, half way through my fourth year at this school. i've had more than enough experience with idiots who are all mouth and no skills. please, put me with someone else. hope i get to say it in front of the class :-D

• superbozo said on Jun 10, 2009....

  lol....well I hope you get that opportunity. I'm not patient enough to wait for such times. I just have to let them know straight away. :)

• travelr712 said on Jun 10, 2009....

  well, i've found that what usually works best for me is to wait for the right opportunity. the impact is so much greater then. revenge is a dish best served cold :-)

• MsStar39 said on Jun 10, 2009....

  LOL just admit that you were just a idiot magnet today.

• hotaka said on Jun 10, 2009....

  Laughing and sympathizing all the way through. How often I have considered typing a post like this. What was with that stupid cashier? And don't you love how people at the cafes try to make it sound like it's your fault they suck at their jobs? I once went to a Starbuck's in Vancouver and I was looking for the menu board. They had hung it at the far end of the wall instead of right behind the order counter like every other friggin' Starbuck's I had ever been to in the world. When I said I couldn't see the price of a frapaccino the clerk pointed and snapped, "It's right over there," as if she wished to add, "Are you fucking blind?" Definitely not Starbuck's in Japan where pretty girls speak sweetly and flash warm smiles.
  
  As for driving, I think some people believe they don't need to use even the meager 10% of their brains once they get in a car. I was going to write a post last month about the tree times in two weeks that people pulled out from a side street in front of me without even checking to see whether or not a car was approaching. They only look the way they wish to turn and start pulling out. Correction, one woman actually looked at me and made eye contact and then pulled her car in front of me anyway. Hello, bitch? Since when does that make sense? And then two nights ago, while I was walking home on the roadside, some git didn't know how to turn a corner and came swinging wide over at me so that I had to climb onto a sandbag beside a rice field to stay out of his way. WTF? And you got a license because...?
  
  Well, fun post, superB. Watch out for the tools!
  

• superbozo said on Jun 11, 2009....

  Hi Star.....I'm on the waiting list for surgery to remove said magnet :) It's been a life long problem.
   
  Hi Hotaka.....I always try to have my tool radar switched on but they kinda sneak up on ya. :)

• Cussane said on Jun 11, 2009....

  laughing my ass off, i posted a couple of similar rants a while ago but lucky for me all the tools have seemed to have relocated to Austrialia. We did keep one or two just to keep politics interesting,
   
  here's 1 for ya, socialist MP goes on radio supports Tamil Tigers, then goes to Sri Lanka and wonders why they wont let him in the country, hell we dont want him in our country, maybe Austrialia can take him.
   
  Just remember any case of moronitis can be cured with a big back yard, shovel and a bag of lime
   
  Cheers
   
  Cussane

• diabolicdame said on Jun 11, 2009....

  hehehehe.. lol.. I'm literally rolling with laughter.. especially about the coffee idiot.. hahahaha..  yeah you're right though.. no matter you go, there they are.. the idiots!! There's no escaping them! lol..

• superbozo said on Jun 11, 2009....

  Hi Cussane.....Stop exporting your idiots to Australia we have quite enough already :)
   
  Hi DD.....I keep trying to escape them but it seems I'm doomed to fail lol.

• javadewd said on Jun 13, 2009....

  Tisk, tisk. I don't remember calling SB a tool. I actually like his blog. Still do...
  
  So it would seem that Trav decided to try and attack me recently. It was all premeditated as I can see now. When that didn't work he went back to the original tool article that started it all (thanks for the link, SB - props, yo). It's nice to make some people laugh.
  
  It's too bad that revenge "to be successful, should be a considered and planned response enacted when the time is right, rather than a hasty and 'hot-blooded' action which will increase the chances of failure." It's quite ironic that you would use an Afghani (Pashtun) proverb. They hide in caves, fight with no rules or honor and take pot shots, too. Best of luck on your vendetta, Trav. Be popular, m'kay...
  
  
  Scotty: Thank Heavens.
  
  Spock: Mr. Scott, there was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered them.
  
  McCoy: Well, then thank pitchforks and pointy ears.
  

• mOOn_platOOn said on Jun 13, 2009....

  O

  Idiots are those who drive faster than me.

  Morons are those who drive slower.

  O

• travelr712 said on Jun 13, 2009....

  i never attacked you jd, i disagreed with you and asked you for proof of your assertions. i also did not start any incidents. in fact, i had commented to you on moon's post before i commented on your post, so your post is not where it started. again, you have your facts wrong. and i'll add, i've kept silent through weeks of your inane derogitory comments to and about me, always giving you the benefit of the doubt that you were just misinformed or perhaps had a bad day. you continue to assume you know my intentions, my thoughts, my reactions, and in every case all can see except you that you are wrong in that regard. i have no plan, no plot to 'bring you down' or 'discredit you'. i have no vendetta against you. and i do have rules that i discuss issues by. they are well established and well known rules of debate that i have read numerous times in my studies, which is why i can name you the fallacious argument style that you use at any particular time. i do not follow your rules, which seem to say if someone disagrees with you and you have no valid argument, then throw several conjectures and an abundance of foul language at them so they'll shut up. or better yet, just hit em. most intelligent people see this as juvenile behavior, and several people have said to me that they find yours to be just that, so i know it is not just my opinion. now, you may look at what i've written here and see another 'attack', and look what you wrote about me and see 'justified', but i assure you, your comments were a direct attack on me, as have been many, many others. none of what i've said here is an attack on you, it is my impression of your argument style, my statement of where you have your facts wrong, and my recounting of myself and others think of your behavior. but it does make me wonder, if you can dish out such harsh treatment to me for weeks, why do you come here whining about how i'm treating you?

• javadewd said on Jun 13, 2009....

  T : I see hyperbole never gets lost in translation with you. Stay in school.
  
  I also love the great "gang" you've assembled of nothingness. A group of anonymous individuals that are "most intelligent people" or "several people" or "not just [your] opinion" or "many, many others." Since you can't seem to defend yourself, you'll bring all of these people who don't exist to your side of "the debate" whatever it is at the moment. {Golf clap}
  
  SB : I thought it was maniacs that drove fast and idiots that drive slow? Oh, well...
  

• travelr712 said on Jun 13, 2009....

  are you saying all your comments to me have been hyperboles jd? and if you read my whole comment, you saw that the reason i mentioned other people's opinions was to show that it was not just based on what may have been my own reaction. or was your comment another hyperbole? 

• javadewd said on Jun 13, 2009....

  Sigh. I give up... Go master debate yourself... Take your gang bang with you.

• superbozo said on Jun 14, 2009....

  Hi mOOn...good point lol
   
  Hi trav and java....you 2 play nice now you hear :)
   
  java I don't care how they drive as long as they keep out of my way lol.

• mOOn_platOOn said on Jun 14, 2009....

  O

  Anybody watch Family Guy? Trav and java are like Peter and The Rooster, when they see each other a fight breaks out, and there they are suddenly rolling through the blog punching and kicking and hitting each other with objects and then disappearing on to the next blog....

  O

• travelr712 said on Jun 14, 2009....

  you bring up an interesting point moon. this is not the first time i've been involved in a situation like this (as have you), and i have not instigated any of the exchanges between jd and i, unless you count your abortion post where i pointed out a flaw in his logic after he pointed out a flaw in your logic, but being a debate post, i did not think that qualified as instigating. in fact, i was silent for several weeks while he posted a number of derogatory comments toward me (you may have seen him do the same thing, blog to blog, about pieteropie a couple months ago). for the last couple days, i've chosen to answer him. would you suggest that i just continue ignoring his obvious attacks? would you suggest i should heap kindness on him? is there something wrong with my answering his comments wherever they appear to the point that you felt you needed to characterize it in this manor? i'm not upset at all moon, i'm just curious.

• javadewd said on Jun 14, 2009....

  Hey, I simply pointed something out to mOOn. I didn't ask for your fucking opinion, shit head. You jumped in and did your little dance on the soap box. Don't act like you're mister martyr you tool.

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