Five surgeons were discussing which patient is easiest to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few Parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
ass are interchangeable.
labyrinth posted on Sep 08, 2006
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Comments
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sigroid75 said on Sep 09, 2006....
hahahaha good one!-)
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Susmaryosep said on Sep 09, 2006....
Old Joke (like me), but still good! :-))))
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hotaka said on Sep 09, 2006....
Ha, ha. Nice one. My dad will like it.
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mr_right14 said on Sep 09, 2006....
An old joke...but yet it's ass kickin'
Hahahaha
Mr_RiGhT
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labyrinth said on Sep 09, 2006....
sigroid, susmaryosep, hotaka, and mr_right: Thank you for appreciating this post. I'm glad it still gave laughter to your day.
Laughter is still the best medicine.
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FaithfulDisciple said on Sep 09, 2006....
Serves them (greedy heartless politicians) right. Wait till they get to the table and go under the knife. Very sharp joke if you ask me! :D
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ben_2_go said on Sep 09, 2006....
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off until I cried.
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secretlife said on Sep 09, 2006....
lol!
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quidnunc said on Sep 09, 2006....
HAHAHA! this is a good one.
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Susmaryosep said on Sep 09, 2006....
Labyrinth,
See my posts for some similar classics! :-)))
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PamelaCriança said on Sep 11, 2006....
so true and so funny
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