"When words become superficial, humans make use of kisses" - Sigmund Freud
Kissing Do's and Don'ts
DO gently caress your partner's face.
DON'T octopus your hands all over their body.
DO use your tongue to stimulate.
DON'T use your tongue like a jackhammer.
DO notice how your partner reacts to your kisses.
DON'T notice how cute the guy at the next table is.
DO communicate with your partner.
DON'T communicate the kiss to everyone in the locker room.
DO be confident in yourself
DON'T be confident you'll never be kissed.
Kissing Quotes
"Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs and germs are hated, so kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated."
"Kissing may not spread germs, but they certainly lower resistance "
"A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth ... and endures all the rest "
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
"Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location."
"A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one."
"Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them."
"The best way to break the silence is with a kiss."
"Kiss me once,
Kiss me twice,
I know it's silly,
But it's nice!"
"Women still remember the first kiss long after men have forgotten the last!"
"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true."
"I did not kiss his lips, I just told them a secret."
" THE SOUND OF A KISS IS MUCH SOFTER THAN THAT OF A CANON, BUT ITS ECHO LASTS A GREAT DEAL LONGER."
