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I'm not gonna lie, I've been hitting a dry season lately (lol) and I was pretty
desperate for some rain......ye rain !

 I finally hit some luck, we decided to go to her place cause it was closer,
when we started getting down to business I reached for my wallet for a condom.
I felt so happy, finally, a beautiful girl and beautiful shape, a amazing smell, time for action !

I can tell you this much
my hormones were all over the place, I felt like it was my first time again,
I was jumping around, so happ... wait.. whats this ?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- !!!!
no condoms, NO CONDOMs  !!!
no, no, no, no don't do this to me !!!!

''whats wrong, lets go'' she said.
I looked at her and said ''.....you know where I can get some condoms....''
...oh boy, I felt like the stupidest man on earth.

''go buy some, its not that late'' she said
POOF, I garbed my clothes, told her ill be right back and with the speed of LIGHT and the will of getting laid, I was out that house faster than any gold Olympic runner.

I ran and ran, till I found a store that was selling what I was looking for, found it !
Sweaty and raging with hormones I went up to one of the co-works and out right asked her
'' NEED CONDOMS, NOW'' the girl scared outta her pants pointed to the ''light'', It felt like I was flying, I must've took like 4 boxes went to the counter payed her 50 euro's and like a mad man, I was smiling the whole way back !

I got back, ripped my clothes out and went to heaven !


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  • gingersoul said on May 31, 2009....
    LOL....so funny...love this story.....

    *giggling my panties off*

    TT...... now you learned one of the most important lessons in life....:-D

    And it seems like it was worth breaking the Olympic record...lol..
  • I_have_an_opinion said on Jun 04, 2009....
    your lucky she didnt get cold...and a woman that doesn't have condoms readily available is either very dirty or a good girl=)
  • blits said on Jul 12, 2009....
    lol,lol.good for you ,man!

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