I am a greeting card aisle addict.  I have your birthday cards for the next few years!  No, it doesn't smell as good as the bread aisle, but I can stand there for hours and just keep reading them.  I can't stop myself. 
Well, I couldn't stop myself.  I don't spend hours reading all the greeting cards anymore.  I stopped myself.  I know not to go near there anymore.  It's like the crack corner in the hood. 
I would buy so far ahead and then end up with people dying before receiving all of my cards I had picked out just for them.  That blew.  Just sad.

Not everyone appreciates a greeting card like I do.  Some just wave them upside down to see if money falls out.  I love them.  I love money too, but it just gets in my way because I want to READ THAT CARD NOW.  I can spend the money later. 

It's the thought that counts!