maybe it's just the way i am, but I really frown at people who indiscreetly:
- yawns (exposing everything from their pieholes to their intestines)
- uses a toothpick (perhaps even return the toothpick in the toothpick holder as if "unused"?...grrr! flossing done in the same manner counts negatively too)
- sneezes (getting their saliva / germs heading straight at you or something that belongs to you...eewwww!)
- picks their noses (frantically reaching for their brains..."yup, still there!")
- men:fixes their "man-log" (yeah, like i've been waiting all these time to see you turning your knob left and right)
- women: fixes their undies (plus those who wear black bras or undies underneath a white garment..."well, just lose the friggin' clothes already!")
- burps (i'm really not interested with what you had for lunch today)
...i could go on and on, but it just doesn't feel like it's worth it.
(unacceptable personal issues! *sigh*)
anyhow, the only reason why i'm ranting on this subject was because of an earlier incident with my driver (whom i prefer to keep unknown to you). he has this nasty habit of clearing his throat with the most horrendous gurgling sound. "GGWWAAAAARRRKKKKK!!!!!!" y'know...like it'll cause him to drop dead if he held back. well, i kept mum about it. but just recently, he managed to do an addition. and that's SPITTING IN TRAFFIC!
the horrors...
my jaw dropped. my hands got cold. it was infuriating.
"hmpf!" *my eyes rolled* and *my eyebrows raised*
i said to myself "just look the fuck away and think happy thoughts. damn it!"
something like counting-jumping-fluffy-white-sheeps-over-a-nice-pink-colored-fence-on-a-beautiful-blue-sky-covered-and-sunshine-filled-meadow-thoughts, perhaps?!?
*inhale*
*exhale*
one.
two.
three.
four.
...f-f-i-i...
...f-f-f-reakin' gurgling and spitting moment!
it's still in my head...
sssoooo, what ticks Y-O-U off?
