The Difference:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful women is one who can find such a man.

Marriage:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries
a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage
and after marriage.

Husbands:

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering
the same thing.

Wives:

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. Husbands are
like cars: all are good the first year.

The Battle:

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.

On Women:

Can you imagine a world without men?